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    Posts made by coryzinho

    • Down the street

      As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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    • Q: What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?

      A: "Are you going to kiss me or rot?"

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    • Man at the gas station

      A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.

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    • 19 Irishmen go to a cinema

      19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."

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    • Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?

      A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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    • Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

      A: Lean beef.

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    • Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

      A: "Supplies!"

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    • What is the longest word in the English language?

      SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!

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    • Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

      A: Pumpkin Pi.

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    • Teacher: "What is the largest city?"

      Student: "Electricity!"

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    • Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

      A: "You're too young to smoke."

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    • Brunette and Blond

      Brunette: "Where were you born?"
      Blonde: "California."
      Brunette: "Which part?"
      Blonde: "All of me."

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    • Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

      A: An investigator.

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    • Little Johnny's friend

      Little Johnny's friend calls to invite him over, but little Johnny says, "I can't, I'm grounded." His friend asks, "Why?" and he replies, "My mom called me a son of a bitch, and I said, 'Yup, you got that right.'"

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    • Q: On what kind of ships do students study?

      A: Scholarships.

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    • Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

      A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"

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    • What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

      Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

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    • Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

      A: Because it’s pointless!

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    • PMS

      PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

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    • Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

      A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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