Posts made by coryzinho

A: He burped 7Up.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

A: His goal: transcend dental medication.

A: Because they make up everything.

A nervous wreck.

Doughnuts!

A lawyer and a regular average Joe are on a plane together. The pilot comes on the speaker and announces that the flight will take up to 16 hours. The lawyer turns to Joe and says, "Okay, I have a game we can play while we pass the time. You ask me any question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50. Then, I get to ask you a question, any question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5." The average Joe says, "Okay, what has four legs going up a hill, and three legs at the bottom?" The lawyer thinks for a moment, then hands Joe $50 and says, "Wow, that was tough. I don't know, what does have four legs going up a hill and three legs at the bottom?" Joe then hands the lawyer $5 and says to him, "There's your $5."

From ugly sheep.

A: It went back four seconds.

A: Because he could never lie.

A: Because they have their own scales.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"

A: Because of his coffin.

A: Made a website!

A: An acidic Jew.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. Johnny raised his hand and said, "My mom was shoveling the driveway and my dad said, 'At this rate, it will take that cunt ages.'"

A: Seaweed.

A: Alaska.

Sorry, I'm a little horse.