Posts made by coryzinho

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.