Posts made by coryzinho

A commercial boasted that its product could help people live 
pain-free in their golden years.
“Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked.
“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”

Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.

Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.