Posts made by coryzinho

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.