Posts made by coryzinho

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her