Posts made by antstorm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: must be a commonwealth thing
answering stupid questions

@19781207:

There are so many labels and stereotypes that, particularly for those of us who are not very involved in the gay community, it is easy to fall into the trap of feeling one has to "fit in" to some sort of clique or adopt a label and conform to an imagined set of expectations we have seen in a porn precedence. That is how it was for me anyway. The first time someone called me Daddy I did a double-take and thought "oh my, when did I become one of those?" I was so surprised, I am only 37. I liked it, but I slightly worried that I would increasingly be expected to morph into a dominant top as I get older, just because I have eaten a few too many carbs and grown a beard. It's not that way though, It is different with everyone. I never appealed to guys in their twenties when I was in my twenties, but now I seem to interest young guys and they don't usually want or expect me to top, in fact I met one that was so alpha he wanted me to call HIM Daddy! I guess I am just at that awkward age; torn between the chasers and the silver bears and can't decide what I like best. Best to just sample a little of everything I think.

So that is my advice to you: Keep exploring, Daddy 

I'm 41 and was called a "daddy" by a 32 year old , i was like "what the fuck mate" ?? i hate the term , im not anyones daddy , maybe its due to the fact that im a clinical psychologist and analyse the person that called me the term thinking jeez youre a bit of a  F65.9 arent you ? in general i hate labels , i have a hairy chest but i don't associate with bears ive got a belly but i dont think im a "chub"
why is the gay male community so fixated on boxes , its like get out of one closet , get back in another.

?  don't get what youre trying to ask , maybe the question is lost in translation

@spam17:

@antstorm:

I was a little inebriated and went home with a good looking bloke , got to his place , kissing was nice , ripped the clothes off
uncircumcised , ok what the heck , never slept with a guy that was uncut , went down to blow it , smelt fucking rank , i mean RANK
it was that bad i threw up all over him   not just a little spew , i mean a bucket ..poor fucker
suffice to say that put me off uncut cocks for ever.

Bad luck!

:cry2:

it was for him ….LOL

@imamadenan:

I met this guy on scruff four years back. We hooked up at his place, had a few beers and started to kiss and fondle. We were both very horny and I started to give him head, he had a big thick dick with lots of foreskin. It got a bit rough and he grabbed me and started to facefuck me and in the midst he must have hit my teeth and his bellend strap (frenulum?) broke (he was uncirumsized). Blood came everywhere in my mouth and chest as I took his dick out of my mouth. It looked like something out of hostel film. I didn't realize what was going on, just remember seeing his facial expression change to shocked as he looked down on me. We ran to the bathroom and blood was spilling and dripping everywhere. I wasn't sure at first if it was him or me so I asked and he kind of just looked at me and said "dude, who does it look like it is…!?" Very awkward but he was super lovely and said asked me to still stay over after all of that. We kissed and went to bed but his dick kept bleeding all night and through the bandages, onto my back as he spooned me, I tried to turn around but he wouldn't let me. Next morning, I showered and went home, and he went to the hospital...

uncut knobs should come with a warning sticker …lol , at least i just spewed all over my fella's
you reenacted a  friggin zombie flick on the poor buggers knob  :laugh:

check the AEC tally as of 4.26pm Sat 74 seats  + Bob Katter's support  to the LNP will mean there is no hung parliament , Australia is stuck with Turnbull(shit)
66 to the ALP with no preferences from the indies or the greens.

there won't be a plebiscite and there will not be a shift to gay marriage anytime soon not under LNP
the majority of Australia has said no to gay marriage regardless to what lefties think or feel
if the case was the reverse , the vast majority of votes would have either gone to the greens or the ALP
Bob Katter has stated that he will support the LNP and push them into the House of Reps but he will not if they push for gay marriage.

Nope and probably never will be , though i don't give a shit if it is , a lot of my friends want to get married

Australia is super conservative , many people don't realise that we are more conservative as a western nation than any other
hell even XXX porn is illegal here

@calvingrey:

@KaiX:

Nothing removes hair permanently. Even laser MAY have permanent results but that still varies from person to person. The usual result of laser is thinning of the hair in the area.

Isn't there any lotion, oil or supplements. Since there are lot of things for hair growth and such.. Can we find the laser shaver in the market I mean the departmental stores. Any clue where to find them.. Thanks for reply  :love:

if you want to throw away your money go right ahead , but there is no clinically tested or evidence based research to say those types of potions and lotions work , Laser  is gonna be the closest you can get and only if they use a  Class 4 medical grade laser and not a EPL ( electronic pulse light) , personally IMO i wouldn't have a clue why you would want to look like a prepubescent boy , and no you wouldn't find an EPL machine in a store or a  Class 4 medical grade laser those machines ( proper ones ) can cost up to a 400-700K  AUS

with Lasers only fair haired people have no success rates in hair loss that is permanent
temporary loss almost always occurs for every race , but for long term hair removal, the colour is a significant factor. Black or brown indicates a high concentration of melanin in the follicle and is ideal for treatment. Blonde and red shades are treated less successfully, while white and grey remains unaffected.
the reason is pure science , the principle of lasers is based on light absorption. In the same way that a black car will become hotter than a white car, because it is absorbing more of the sun’s rays, darker hair( melanin rich) will absorb certain wavelengths more effectively than lighter (white, blonde, grey). This process is called photothermolysis. In Laser Hair Removal, the laser energy is absorbed by the pigment (melanin) and transmitted down the shaft, disrupting the growth mechanism when it reaches the root. The light energy is transformed to heat energy and the follicle is heated to a critical temperature at which point it is cauterised. The laser disrupts hairs that are principally in the active growth (anagen) phase at the time of treatment. The laser is pulsed, or switched on, for a fraction of a second. The length of each pulse is just long enough for the follicle to be disrupted.

here are some funny answers to stupid things tourists have actually asked the Australia Tourism Commision
and gotten a response:

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on
TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a
list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
( USA )
A: A-fir-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not
… oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings
Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here
and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do…

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus.-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger.-man-y, which is
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense
rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and
make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget
its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of
Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you
Go out walking.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first

Q: do you guys have the same seasons as us? (USA)
A: No, our seasons are slightly different here
we have
Magpie season – Aussies hate their lives and bleed profusely from the cranium
Jellyfish season – most Australians fear the water, especially in North QLD
Cyclone season – a festive season where we throw away house roofs, cars, any other crap not buried in 1000 tonnes of concrete
Wet season – akin to cyclone season but were Aussies like to pretend they live in aquariums
Winter season – its 10-25 degrees Celsius a lot of Australians die of hyperthermia
And then there is
Australian Mid-Summer that ranges anywhere between Mordor and Satan’s left testicle in heat

@oliblo:

i don't have any specific genre whc is my fav but i don't like rap & edm

EDM is not a genre its an umbrella  description of a style of music
i wish people would stop perpetrating this heinous error created in Murica

I love soundtracks my fave at the moment is "is she with you?" ( Wonder Woman 's Theme ) by Junkie XL

I was a little inebriated and went home with a good looking bloke , got to his place , kissing was nice , ripped the clothes off
uncircumcised , ok what the heck , never slept with a guy that was uncut , went down to blow it , smelt fucking rank , i mean RANK
it was that bad i threw up all over him  not just a little spew , i mean a bucket ..poor fucker
suffice to say that put me off uncut cocks for ever.

HELL TO THE YES

however , just like the Acid techno i play in my hometown i like the more aggressive stuff
bands like
Atomkraft
helstar
deicide
kreator
Nightfall
Septic Flesh
Fleshgod Apocalypse
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Messiah

Im pure versatile and always have been , like email , ive always sent and received so  i just don't get the pure top pure bottom shenanigans  IMO sounds really boring

grabs bag of popcorn and waits patiently for top/bottom arguments

never bareback , not once , not even when i was munted  on eccies during my 89-93 rave years
my ex  partner of 11 yrs was HIV+ and he used to have anxiety attacks about making me positive , i recently trialled out the PreP clinical studies in Melbourne ( its still officially not legal here in Australia) but found out that truvada affects my medication for my graves disease and i ended up with a severe allergic reaction and was hospitalised , so for me if a guy doesnt state "always" in his safe sex profile, move on
its their body and they can do what they want , but my body is mine.

for me its was at a very young age , i had my first penetrative experience with a boy and a girl when i was 13
it felt right so i did it

41

libra-scorpio cusp , also know as a scorlibran

clinical psychologist

Hairy , but

Chest - very
legs -moderate
arms - sparse
Back - uh uh hell no
arse - don't care
face- stubble ok , honking big ned kelly beard -NOPE
crotch - please dont be that bushy that i have to role play being Dian Fossey in the jungle