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    • RE: Do u like it when a guy sags or when he has tight pants?

      The more they show, the better, far as I'm concerned, because I like to look and enjoy what I can discern of the size, shape, circumcision status, and the angle of the dangle. Hence, the popularity of revealing underwear, Speedos, and the like.

      On the other hand, droopy drawers, low-slung trousers with an inch (or two or three or more) of colorful undies on display seem to be what some men, often young and hot men, think presents their sexual attributes to best advantage. See? I'm wearing briefs (never tighty whites above the suboptimal waistline?) that I chose to help display my fashion sense as a stud and to get you to think about what is under the cloth normally hidden under pants designed to offer an alluring bulge to attract interest, but of course I'm so cool, so hip, so totally desirable and blazingly hot that I don't have to pander to such vulgar voyeurism. THAT is how hot and sexy I am– I don't even have to show off my crotch rocket. You want it, right?

      posted in Bubble Butts
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    • RE: Sodom & Gomorrah - What the bible really says

      And another thing:

      "We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." -– Richard Dawkins

      posted in Religion & Philosophy
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    • RE: I don't believe in god; stay silent or tell family and friends?

      Why would you want to broadcast this new-found certainty of yours? How is it anyone else's business? Do you want to rub their nose in your Wise Correctness? Need opportunities to argue and justify your experience of undivine revelation? Is that really the only thing you can create a controversy about? What good would you expect to come of this announcement?

      Be aware, also, that there really are parts of the world today in which alleged atheists are killed because Religion! It's in the news!

      Assuming you eventually get around to taking a public stand, perhaps do a bunch of studying to this supposed career move will leave you a little less challenged than most people who don't pay much attention to all that glop but mostly just don't give a shit. Telling everyone helps them and you define yourself. What's the point of that? Don't you and they already define you in enough ways without adding that new category?

      posted in Religion & Philosophy
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    • RE: Kirk Cameron tells everyone how to 'witness to gays'

      Kirk's wifey has been in the news this week for an interview in which she was nonplussed to be asked to defend "creationism" – the preposterous claim that the entire universe is only 6,000 years old. Ignore the Grand Canyon, carbon dating, the time it takes light to arrive on Earth from outside our solar system....

      And his sanctimonious judgmentalism is again in the news because his new movie is apparently one of the worst of all time. That's no way to "save Christmas," but all these holy rollers are terribly fragile, just supersensitive shrinking violets in need of a fainting couch. Reportedly, the movie really IS very bad. Not "so bad it's good," just so bad it's terrible.

      As for the original subject line, "Kirk Cameron tells everyone how to 'witness to gays'," he COULD just drop his pants, wiggle his naughty bits at the camera, and taunt the unsaved with remarks like, "Big one, isn't it? Don't you wish yr dick looked this great? Well, you're not ever, ever going to play with it, so eat your heart out, you frustrated sinners. You're not even ever going to get the sweat off my attractively hanging balls, either. And yeah, of course I'm circumcised just the way my famously loving and forgiving god made me. And if you don't like it, you can burn in Hell for eternity while I look down from Heaven and gloat about your suffering. THEN you'll be sorry you found sensual pleasure in this life and lusted after my magnificent cock."

      He may not be even a little bit heteroflexible (which would pretty much be a perverse anomaly on its own), but for a strait man, he sure does spend a lot of time thinking about the kind of fun other dudes can have. Maybe it's because every fag wants to bugger him (and every other "real" man, of course) because that's what sissy boys and girly men do.

      posted in Religion & Philosophy
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    • RE: Sodom & Gomorrah - What the bible really says

      Thanks for keeping this topic alive! Otherwise would likely never have found it and learned to much useful information.

      Lots of thoughts occur, reported in somewhat random order.

      Pope Pius IX, "Pio Nono," is the one who proclaimed the doctrine of infallibility, which is much more limited that popular perception suggests, especially among "cafeteria Catholics" who like to pick and choose what "God's Vicar on Earth" (aka God's deputy") can speak to authoritatively. Not that I buy the Roman Catholic story, but those who do presumably believe that the spokesman, the mouthpiece, of "the one, true God" needs to be listened to.

      Which makes it v amusing for some of us to watch leading members of the dying political party of white racism, warmongering, and hatred saying the current bridgemaster (pontiff) of the see of St. Peter (a "rock" of a pun not possible in the original languages invoked) is just wrong on simple factual matters like climate change because he's "not a scientist." Actually, he is, but who cares, right?

      Besides, he speaks for that commie pinko Kike with his silly message of "lovingkindness" and, ick! "compassion" and, ick! "empathy, both much mocked by "the usual gang of idiots," some of who recently began preaching that their god ordains gun ownership as a divine right for all citizens of the allegedly "Christian nation" that is unknown to history.

      Despite all the actual contradictions of the Wholly Babble, including conflicting stories of the death and resurrection of their exalted demigod, the essence of the New Testament message is clear, except to those who prefer legalisms. The current pope seems to think the entire Christian thing was not started and promulgated as a bunch of legalisms and proscriptions, but as an optimistic and progressive message in which the primary duty is to love the one true god and then act like it by loving and caring for everyone else.

      "Namaste" is one way that can be internalized. The Religious Society of Friends ("Quakers") talk about responding to "that of God" in everyone. There is a Hindu story of the old woman who told her guru that as much as she liked the idea of loving god, she did not actually, honestly, have that experience. After pondering, he asked if there was anyone she did love and was told "I love my little nephew." Aha! "There it is," he said. THAT is your love of God."

      "Even though ye have done it unto the least of these, ye have done it unto Me."

      Also, as my hillbilly grandmother used to say, "Your righteousness is as filthy rags" in God's eyes. Why would anyone think that the creator of all space and time could possibly be impressed that YOUR shit don't stink? Not as if he's never run into saints or martyrs before you came along to wise him up. More like, you get straight with everyone, which is a full time job and not exactly one that leaves room for you to deal with the mote in your neighbor's eye rather than the log in your own. Etc.

      All of which Ted Logan (impersonated by Keanu Reeves) summaries, to my mind anyway, as "Be excellent to one another."

      And now, with all this Fascist freakout over refugees, blogger Oliver Willis notes, " If only we had a seasonally appropriate story about middle eastern people seeking refuge being turned away by the heartless." To which wingnut christianists reply, yeah, well, that family wasn't wearing suicide vests." Oddly, while trying to out-religion their competition in hypocritical sanctimony, some of the notorious Gang of Plutocrats party have not been onboard with this kind of rhetorical hijacking, pointing out that "we are all God's children" (St. John McCain) and the idea of a government office of christianist propaganda is an idea that has already been tried– called The Crusades (confirmed bachelor warmonger Lindsay Graham).

      Wasn't it St. Paul, the first mortal head of the Roman church, who said that "faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen"? At any rate, he did not say that faith is a great substitute for empirical evidence and that the one true god gave us both brains and sex organs, but forbids us to use either.

      It suddenly occurs to me that the universe created from the mythy mind of God has to be the way he wants it to be or he would have done things differently. And, being omniscient, he knew when he started, what was going to happen-- hence all those supposedly fulfilled prophecies. (Pay no attention to the failed forecast of an imminent return of the itinerant carpenter of folklore, the great Non Event of history.)

      Anyway, spintendo asked, "Can you imagine the science of aircraft design or cancer and AIDS research not progressing, but going backwards, where things are no longer as useful as they once were?" Well, yes.

      Considering the the GOP has named the head of its Science and Technology committee in the US House of Representatives a religionista who says the Big Bang Theory, evolution, climate change, etc. are "lies straight from the pit of Hell," and there are actually people seriously competing for the most powerful elected office on Earth who believe vaccines as dangerous as the great Global Warming Hoax... yeah, that's pretty reasonable to believe, actually.

      Who cares about objective facts? COMMIE facts, to be precise, because "Reality has a well known liberal bias." --Stephen Colbert, the man who named the "truthiness" we all see around us. And that is why the failed technology officer responsible for HPV (the deadly Hewlett Packard Virus) and several leading political contenders can claim with a straight face, with their teeth in their mouth and looking you in the eye, they never said what we can clearly see and hear them saying on videotape. For example, there is a certain clueless doctor who insists China is at war in Syria and that at 13 he was reading the magazine "Psychology Today" even though its first issue was not published until a decade later.

      These are the people who believe they are each called directly by their god to assume higher secular office, perhaps so they can create a christianist caliphate of their own. In any case, they cannot all be right about who is listening to the one true god and who is following the murderous orders of Son Of Sam's legendary dog. And I'm sure they all agree that the only viable morality is based on religion, otherwise we would all rape, rob, and kill without constraint. Or at least, apparently, they would. Because, without (their) religion, how would anyone know how to behave?

      As for homosex, that was known for millennia as part of "sex," just like fapping and sucking, John Boswell as conclusively demonstrated that the Roman Church did not have a problem with same-sex canoodling until well into the Middle Ages. Which, if I recall correctly, is also the general historical period where any pronoun referring to divinity got a capital letter-- let His wll be done, etc. (As if His will could be NOT done!)

      One amusing story the late Yale professor tells involves a story he says all RC divinity students know-- the pope who saw a slaver walking his possessions through the streets of Rome, perhaps on their way to being sold. "Who are those angels?" he asked in Latin. They're not angels, he learned, but English. "Non angeli sed angli." Yeah, well, what gets overlooked in this admiration of golden boys is that these minors were all SLAVES. Not worth mentioning, apparently.

      (If you have not encountered polylinguist Boswell, take a look at some of his informative, authoritative, and witty talks on YouTube.)

      There is a facetious question that says we "know" the sins of Sodom, but what exactly were the sins of Gomorrah? LOL. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

      Interesting to learn they had five sinful sibling cities. And Jesus doesn't seem to think the sins of the cities of the plains were much different from those of God's chosen country's Wall Street and Xenophobic party, but if they keep praying loudly in public against the parts of the divinely authored Constitution, perhaps no one will notice. Lot of progress has been made since First Century Christians did not think they had a mandate to make Earth into their idea of Heaven, but one consequence of that is the latest (final?) human generation seems to think Christianism means hatred, violence, and judgmentalism. Whyever would anyone think that? Oh, right....

      There is a reason these fools are called Talibangelicals. They forcefully argue for a version of Sharia law for the nation, just under a different rubric. Same principle.

      It certainly is difficult to talk about the people and activities interested in same-sex orgasms based on the English language itself. There is a Greek passage-- no, no, I mean a text in the Greek language-- that says something like "and then the men fucked" but which Robert Graves, the great British novelist known for "I, Claudius" and "Claudius the God," translated that as "and then they committed the disgusting and abominable crime against nature."

      As if Penguins, Giraffes, and literally hundred of other species routinely practice "unnatural" behavior.

      Cannot find the quote online and my books are still packed away inconveniently, but Robert Duncan, considered "the finest high art poet in America" during his lifetime, has a pretty wonderful poem that ends his argument, "The city known as Sodom is blessed in the eyes of the Lord."

      posted in Religion & Philosophy
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    • (cyber joke) DAD SAYS:

      Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

      Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

      Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
      We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
      from my hard drive.

      As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
      of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
      button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

      You've Got Male!

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: I'm virgin…

      "When you're hot you're hot, and when you're not, you're not." At some point, when you are definitely hot and ready to take the plunge, the stars and circumstances will align to let it happen more or less on its own.

      That said, you might consider what is holding you back. Do you think sex acts are immoral, even if all parties are available and willing? Is there some germophobic concern? Some religious mythology that says breeding activities are only allowed to perpetuate the species and all the fun parts are a snare and delusion? Afraid someone will think you are too small, too ignorant?  Think you are too inexperienced not to embarrass yourself?

      And if the latter, what makes you think you would be any less capable than everyone else you know, the jocks, the freaks, the geeks, the nerds, the conscupient Adonis? Everyone has to start somewhere, and at your age you have probably been practicing alone for a great many years and know exactly how to make your dick respond to fulfill your fantasies and dreams.

      If nothing else, there are glory holes, which long-haul truckers have used for generations to relieve pressure after a busy day sitting in a vibrating cab pushing an erection against the front of their bulging trousers.

      And no matter how confusing and disappointing an initial failure might be, once you finally decide to get over it, once is not forever and there will be plenty of time to get it "right." Also too, if you are interested in partners your own age, the kind found at singles bars catering to any sort of horny crowd in search of a hookup, at least you are almost guaranteed your first experience will be with someone who knows what they are doing and who will be thrilled to help initiate you into the mysteries.

      And then, like 22-year-old musician/actor Nick Jonas, you are as likely as not to be wondering, "THAT was it? THAT was what all the fuss and fanfare was about?" OMfingG, what an anticlimax. I can't believe I had built up such a mystique and terror about something so insignificant."

      Then, of course, you can join "everyone else" in trying to repeat that activity as often as possible with as many partners as possible until you get really good at it and really good at making it happen as wanted and needed. Maybe the first masturbation you had was incredibly exciting, and then you did it some more, and now it is just part of your life like eating and showering and as much as you may love it, there is not the same one-off discovery you had long ago, and instead it's become a welcome and comforting part of life, a powerful self-healing exercise, a boost to self-confidence and self-esteem as you continue doing what most men do alone even when they get laid regularly because of the convenience, satisfaction, ease of relief, and because variety is the spice of life.

      In due course, likely fucking/sucking activities with one or more partners will become equally familiar, welcome, and accepted as a part of your life. Until you find a steady outlet to reduce the pressure in your hose, you may go through the typical bachelor activity of ongoing searches for the elusive poontang or equivalent of your choice, but even then you will have the confidence you now lack because you will have had successful pickups, successful frolics, that make you cocky enough to know that these things are now a part of your world just as you may once have feared they never would be.

      Meanwhile, there is no denying that you are more likely to have sexual experiences if you spend time with people who are on the lookout for the same thing, likely in places like bars (bathhouses?), singles clubs, coffee shops, adult education classes where you can be with people who have shared interests apart from sex– neutral places where people and meet and perhaps find new friends or even more. The real question is for you to consider seriously what might be holding you back, cramping your style, inhibiting the primordial inclinations built into your DNA.

      When you get to the point of being actively willing to surrender your inconvenient virginity, whether you then develop an interest in sport fucking or spend the same amount of time striving for quality and auditioning potential long-term partners, you will start having more options. It ain't gonna happen if you do not want it to. If you look for potential partners, hang out with others doing the same, you will at least get comfortably social and be making yourself available, which is a crucial start. Making yourself available in your own mind and being willing to go where your hormones take you is what will make you available for others.

      Blah, blah, blah. Maybe none of this was one bit useful, but, hey, if ignorant children 13-16 are getting sucked and poking pussy, how hard can the whole process actually be? And while you may not have gotten used to the idea, yet, that women like sex as much as men do, men at least have traditionally been given carte blanche to use any port in a storm and to take their release freely. Whatever you or other individuals may do to inhibit or resist that louche activity, at least the rest of society accepts, approves, and actively encourages men to get on with it. And while not everyone approves the kinds of things gay men get up to together, at least gay men themselves are pretty much into it and ready to play, so the odds are, once again, in your favor.

      Good Luck.

      posted in Personal Grooming
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    • RE: To shave or not to shave pubic hair?

      At puberty, when a man's balls drop and begin to function, body hair grows at pit and pube. It takes more than a dozen years for most men to exhibit those signs of sexual capability, the decorative curls and bristles that mark the rising testosterone production that makes sperm production such a potent and motivating force. The growth of a lush pubic bush flourishing wild in the most animal part of a man, where the equipment for breeding is luxuriantly displayed for the pleasure of those allowed to glimpse what even a broad treasure trail can only suggest, and what a little peach fuzz on an unshaved upper lip is as daring a display of developing dick functionality as most every early teenage wanker allows as advertisement short of changing room or the curvaceous allure of obscenely unconcealed bulges in Speedos ("budgie smugglers") clinging to flesh as an advertisement for potential pleasures to delight interested observers.

      Yes, shaved pubes may make the cock look bigger, but also makes a developed young man revert to a look seemingly designed to attract pedophiles and portray a nonexist innocence and physical immaturity. Twinks barely of legal age may not have their full proportions of arm and leg, chest and abs, but however babyfaced they may be, a nascent thatch around the goodies automatically proclaims them at least on the verge of living life with a fully active and well functioning manhood.

      Also, frankly, after frantic fapping, to have fresh white cream spurted out and sprinkled over the growing hair like morning dew on tender blades of grass is my idea of a highly attractive mess– an "attractive nuisance," to borrow a legal term. Roman candle eruptions of boiling semen, white hot eruptions landing in pools and lakes of whitest impurity on smooth flesh, naked abs, and so on are attractive too, but to me it looks more like a boy at play has accomplished a man's work if there is a thatch involved in the visuals.

      Generally speaking, a male can piss anywhere, fap any time, and is allowed to be "hairy and horny and ready to shack." And a burgeoning bush on a fully mature man of muscle is something boys, and adults as well, used to consider a sign of masculinity and of manly sexual development. Now, apparently lots of men would rather shave and deal with the resulting itch of regrowth, or at least trim to the point of having almost as limited a landing strip as a woman. Apparently carnality is supposed to be ultrahygenic and as discretely antiseptic as possible. Perhaps that goes with an entire generation of happy fuckers who have never bumped nasties without a condom and thus have never had to contend with drying DNA pasted into a wet spot.

      Perhaps that means sex is no longer "dirty," even though when some of us were developing our genitalia to please ourselves and others, sex as always dirty "if it was done right." (Old joke, with more than a hint of truth.) Maybe that's why there is such a growing interest in and acceptance of water sports-- the need for raunch that plain fucking and sucking no longer supplies when smoothly shaved animal evidence is diminished as much as possible.

      This hairless fetish even leads to burly brutes with shaggy chests and hairy Pan-like goat legs coated with fur to remove all evidence of fur from vicinity of cock and ball, and armpits made to look like those of some dainty finishing school damoiselle. Now there's a contradiction in visuals! All of that may be change, but it ain't progress.

      posted in Personal Grooming
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    • The Best Bar

      An Irishman,  an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.

      The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

      "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I  still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in
      Glasgow there's a wee bar called MacTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes
      out of his way for the locals so  much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will
      buy the 5th drink for you."

      "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the  barman there
      will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first  two."

      "Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
      O'Driscoll's Bar.  Now,  the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy
      you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had
      enough drinks,  they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid.  All on
      the house."

      "Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to  you?"

      "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me
      sister."

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • Navy Pilot

      A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
      woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
      moment.

      The woman asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got
      this state-of-the-art watch, and I'm testing it."

      The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
      it?" The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
      telepathically."

      The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

      "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties…."

      "The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
      panties!"

      The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • Cat Haiku

      The food in my bowl
      Is old, and more to the point
      Contains no tuna.
      –--
      So you want to play.
      Will I claw at dancing string?
      Your ankle's closer.

      There's no dignity
      In being sick - which is why
      I don't tell you where.

      Seeking solitude
      I am locked in the closet.
      For once I need you.

      Tiny can, dumped in
      Plastic bowl. Presentation:
      One star; service: none.

      Am I in your way?
      You seem to have it backwards:
      This pillow's taken.

      Your mouth is moving;
      Up and down, emitting noise.
      I have lost interest.

      The dog wags his tail,
      Seeking approval. See mine?
      Different message.

      My brain: walnut-sized.
      Yours: largest among primates.
      Yet, who leaves for work?

      Most problems can be
      Ignored. The more difficult
      Ones can be slept through.

      My affection is
      Conditional. Don't stand up,
      It's your lap I love.

      Cats can't steal the breath
      Of children. But if my tail's
      Pulled again, I'll learn.

      I don't mind being
      Teased, any more than you mind
      A skin graft or two.

      So you call this thing
      Your "cat carrier." I call
      These my "blades of death."

      Toy mice, dancing yarn
      Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
      You're an idiot.

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • PUNishment of the Week

      A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
      family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain
      and they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
      his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
      wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
      twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • Brenton Thwaites - Fit Aussie Actor

      The handsome young star, who you may have seen in Maleficent, was making the promotional rounds for his
                new film Son of A Gun when an interviewer asked him a series of questions from a fan, one of which was
                "What do you look for in a partner?"
                Brenton's response? "Male or female?"

      That's nice, but never heard of him, right? Turns out he was in a US television movie, "Blue Lagoon: The Awakening" (2012). in which IMDB
      says he and the girl cast away with him on a desert island paradise "have sex twice," though, being the Land of the Free and thus under the iron domination of the Public Victorian, the famous naked willie in the original is unfortunately left out of this remake.

      He also co-starred with the very great Jeff Bridges in "The Giver" (2014) and will eventually be on the silver screen in "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" (2017).

      Born Aug 10, 1989, he is now 26 years old, if my math is correct.

      Brenton Thwaites 01.jpg
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      Brenton Thwaites 03.jpg

      posted in Gay News
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    • 24-Year-Old Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy Comes Out

      He seems to be the best skier on the planet, as well as a real cutie.

      Kenworthy not only medaled in Russia, he also saved the Sochi strays, five dogs that had been living outside an Olympic media center.

      ==

      "I never got to be proud of what I did 
in Sochi because I felt so horrible about what I didn't do," Kenworthy says. "I didn't want to come out as the silver medalist from Sochi. I wanted to come out as the best freeskier in the world."

      ==

      "I was pretty adventurous and daring," Kenworthy says. "And I had rubber bones." One particularly impressive YouTube video of his skills, posted online when he was 16, landed him his first sponsors. He turned pro later that year.
      Almost immediately, Kenworthy says, he felt pressure to fit in. Friends weren't an issue; he was good-looking and likable, the kind of guy who gets along with everyone. But girls were an inescapable part of the role. "In skiing, there's such an alpha male thing about pulling the hottest chicks," Kenworthy says. "I know hooking up with hot girls doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I'm like, 'What am I doing? 
I don't know what I'm doing.'"

      http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/13942305/olympic-freeskier-x-games-star-gus-kenworthy-first-openly-gay-action-sports-athlete

      To see Gus Kenworthy's winning run at the Park City Grand Prix Pipe Finals, check this out:

      Youtube Video

      It's one of the great moments in the sport, a staggering and unprecedented achievement that even a random spectator like me finds absolutely breathtaking. The man posted the video himself, saying:

      My winning run from the Park City Grand Prix! So stoked to put a run with four doubles down to my feet and walk away with the win.

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: Straight veteran stars to make gay porn film!

      Kurt Lockwood has done a scene for Chi Chi LaRue. More str8 stars should do the same. And hasn't James Deen done a scene?

      posted in Porn
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    • RE: Justin Bieber Says it IS His Dick in those Pix

      Even easier than Google or Bing, a search on the kid's name in FORUMS reveals the pictures:

      https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=36899.0

      posted in General News
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    • Justin Bieber Says it IS His Dick in those Pix

      http://www.accesshollywood.com/articles/justin-bieber-access-hollywoods-artist-month-exclusive-interview/

      So, like, the doubters are all, like, you know, wrong. He whines that he should be able to be naked outdoors without some
      dude with a telephoto lens invading his space.

      He had to know that was just a matter of time, right? But his real complaint is that he did not show off his equipment to
      its best advantage.

      "That was shrinkage for me," the singer said with a laugh.

      posted in General News
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    • RE: Nick Jonas 'Honored' To Play Gay Character On 'Scream Queens'

      wcordeiro: Old news.

      Thank you for participating, though I have to wonder in what way you thought that comment was a useful contribution to the discussion. In fact, if you can document that the above information is all already available somewhere in these forums, you can win some free seed bonus points.

      posted in Movies
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    • Here's Jizz in Your Eye!

      This site contains two torrents of recipes using man milk as an ingredient. Since the first torrent is misspelled, it is a little hard to find via the Search function, but the second torrent contains that book as well as a bartender's guide.

      Natural.Harvest.-.A.Collection.of.Spem.Based.Recipies
      https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=382263a07996fc62721e650ad4175fa3f6cee14a058d3804

      Cum Eating & Drinking - 2 Books on cooking and mixing drinks with jizz
      https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=c5847f23c62e4be1721e650ad4175fa307c55d86e1ef8cbb
      Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
      Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

      A little more information may be found in this news story about the book of drink combinations:
      Semen Cocktails: New Cookbook, 'Semenology,' Provides Recipes, Storage Tips And More
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/semen-cocktails_n_3018057.html
      It comes attached to a short video in which a highly opinionated "reporter" tells the story of an 18-year-old honor student who added a personal flavor to some over-the-counter breath-freshners that he then shared with his unsuspecting friends, costing him a college scholarship and other penalties.

      An interview with author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, who wrote both books, was published in his local paper, the San Francisco Weekly.

      Semen Cocktails: The Mixology of Man Sauce Is a Real Thing (SF Weekly)
      http://tinyurl.com/ldzz5ky

      In pursuit of more information, I entered the Amazon.Com sweatshop online and found a number of reader comments that I read all the way through in search of insight. Apparently some people think these hardcopy volumes make great gag gifts for weddings, birthdays, bridal showers, and other occasions. Either book can be left lying around for shock value, giggles, and conversation starting.

      Also, too, making sure everyone knows you have these books may guarantee that no one ever accepts an invitation to wine or dine at your place, thus saving a lot of money, even while possibly losing friends. What surprised me is the number of people who claim to have produced the special organic ingredient and served it up to unsuspecting victims unaware they are being imposed upon, which seems a little like drugging someone without permission.

      The reason I read the reviews was to find out whether any of these recipes actually work, and the answer seems to be that they do. That is, the food preparation supposedly works quite well using the given recipes without the "special sauce," and the drinks as well, but while some commented that a salty taste is added in these versions, it is not really clear to me whether there is a notable change in flavor for the
      connoisseur palate, and whether that change is an improvement over the nondoctored versions.

      If not, while the experiment might be fun, perhaps the traditional method of taking the protein injection hot and fresh as it spurts directly from the spigot is still more efficient and fun.

      Still, lots of people had fun making jokes about the process putting the "bone" in "bon appetit," and so on. For example, men claimed:

      My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.
      I ordered this book because I was tired of having the same old tasteless meals day in and day out and needed a pick me up in the kitchen. After trying a few of the recipes I realized that this book has something that I had never experienced before when eating food. It contained love. And with every loving bite that went down my throat, I craved more. The only problem I have with the book is that some of the recipes require a few cups and to be quite "frank", I can't manage that much before blue balls start to set in. Luckily, I was able to start up a conversation with some of the neighbor boys about it and they are willing to help out with my dilemma. When I serve these recipes to friends and family now they really notice the difference in my food. And when asked how I manage these culinary masterpieces, I just tell them the secret ingredient is love.

      In some cases, it apparently is necessary to use a freezer to store up a sufficient amount of ingredients, but the whole process may also have a kind of paleo diet appeal, where the woman does the cooking and the man reverts to his traditional role as hunter-gatherer.

      Although providing sufficient quantity for a cocktail party or a full dinner may be an issue, a man already does have an efficient means of storage in the attractive traditional container, but of course, full access may not be instantaneous.

      In somewhat related news, it turns out there is also a small Japanese cookbook to promote safe sex with recipes for meat-stuffed condoms, condom cookies, and a few other recipes.
                http://www.sfweekly.com/foodie/2014/12/04/heres-the-condom-cookbook-you-never-wanted

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    • Nick Jonas 'Honored' To Play Gay Character On 'Scream Queens'

      Nick Jonas 'Honored' To Play Gay Character On 'Scream Queens'
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nick-jonas-gay-scream-queens_5602c709e4b08820d91b06cd

      More info and some visuals:
      http://www.etonline.com/news/172478_scream_queens_nick_jonas_gay_character_boone_shirtless/

      And then contrasting points of view.

      Nick Jonas Says He’s Not Intentionally Queerbaiting You
      http://www.towleroad.com/2015/10/nick-jonas-says-hes-not-intentionally-queerbaiting-you/

      But then again:
      http://www.towleroad.com/2014/10/yes-nick-jonas-is-sort-of-queerbaiting-his-gay-fans-so-what/

      The "Scream Queens" cast may be stacked with stars, but Nick Jonas stands out playing gay frat brother Boone.
                "Boone is very intense. He's got a lot under the surface that you don't see at first, and it all unravels as the show
                goes on," Jonas told "Entertainment Tonight" at the show's premiere…. "For Boone, in particular, and this show
                as a whole, everything is not as it seems. So I would say get ready to be surprised by a lot of different things.
                In his heart of hearts, that may be who he is, but we’ll have to find out as we watch. I’ve been so honored to play
                some really strong gay characters... and just whatever I can do for the community is a blessing for me."

      Some of the comments about Nick Jonas on towelroad fall into the usual categories.
                He's so hot I don't care who he fucks.
                He's just making a lotta money pandering.
                Yeah, he CLAIMS to be str8, but... rumors! Anecdata! Wishful allegations!

      Occam's razor says he's a good guy, quite confidently str8 (but not narrow), likes being admired for all the hard work
      he puts in getting those hairy abs of steel, and is not one bit afraid some queen will grope his goodies. Hey, it comes from
      being a sex god willing to be worshiped by anyone capable of doing so.

      His "real" tv series is Kingdom, a gritty street-level show about a family professionally involved in mixed martial arts and
      dealing with problems including drugs, alcohol, gang violence, and, in the case of 22-year-old Nick Jonas, former Disney boyband
      Ken Doll (with chastity ring until he got wise to himself), a young jock on the rise who was seen at the end of last season getting a
      blow job shortly after being 86'd from a gay bar.

      The character's growing awareness and resistance and acceptance of his real sexual interests is likely to be a significant part of
      the second season, if it ever actually happens. Seems like it's been quite a while.... And as an actor, Jonas has to find the role is
      an interesting challenge for him, being in the closet in the brutal world of a hyper-macho, full-contact professional "sport" of cage
      fighting.

      His current series, discussed at the links above, is "Scream Queens," a kind of ghastly horror bitch fest of spoiled sorority girls, serial
      killer(s), and the male campus sex god who porks any pussy he gets near but, apparently, not his closest friend, Jonas, who comes out
      as gay and then disappears for the next two episodes (of the four broadcast so far). So who knows where that is going?

      It's actually not at all gay except that it is ultra-campy, over-the-top bimbo vacuity, not so much Women in Revolt as Obnoxiously Rich
      and Privileged Coeds in Revolt. Or Revolting Co-eds. Women Behind Bars, the prequel. All they need is to bring Divine back from the dead
      or replace the sorority president (Chanel Number One) with, say, Candy Darling or even Holly Woodlawn....

      You can watch the show from the available torrents and see what you think.

      Nick Jonas holding his sword.jpg

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