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This site contains two torrents of recipes using man milk as an ingredient. Since the first torrent is misspelled, it is a little hard to find via the Search function, but the second torrent contains that book as well as a bartender's guide.
Natural.Harvest.-.A.Collection.of.Spem.Based.Recipies
https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=382263a07996fc62721e650ad4175fa3f6cee14a058d3804Cum Eating & Drinking - 2 Books on cooking and mixing drinks with jizz
https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=c5847f23c62e4be1721e650ad4175fa307c55d86e1ef8cbb
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based RecipesA little more information may be found in this news story about the book of drink combinations:
Semen Cocktails: New Cookbook, 'Semenology,' Provides Recipes, Storage Tips And More
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/semen-cocktails_n_3018057.html
It comes attached to a short video in which a highly opinionated "reporter" tells the story of an 18-year-old honor student who added a personal flavor to some over-the-counter breath-freshners that he then shared with his unsuspecting friends, costing him a college scholarship and other penalties.An interview with author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, who wrote both books, was published in his local paper, the San Francisco Weekly.
Semen Cocktails: The Mixology of Man Sauce Is a Real Thing (SF Weekly)
http://tinyurl.com/ldzz5kyIn pursuit of more information, I entered the Amazon.Com sweatshop online and found a number of reader comments that I read all the way through in search of insight. Apparently some people think these hardcopy volumes make great gag gifts for weddings, birthdays, bridal showers, and other occasions. Either book can be left lying around for shock value, giggles, and conversation starting.
Also, too, making sure everyone knows you have these books may guarantee that no one ever accepts an invitation to wine or dine at your place, thus saving a lot of money, even while possibly losing friends. What surprised me is the number of people who claim to have produced the special organic ingredient and served it up to unsuspecting victims unaware they are being imposed upon, which seems a little like drugging someone without permission.
The reason I read the reviews was to find out whether any of these recipes actually work, and the answer seems to be that they do. That is, the food preparation supposedly works quite well using the given recipes without the "special sauce," and the drinks as well, but while some commented that a salty taste is added in these versions, it is not really clear to me whether there is a notable change in flavor for the
connoisseur palate, and whether that change is an improvement over the nondoctored versions.If not, while the experiment might be fun, perhaps the traditional method of taking the protein injection hot and fresh as it spurts directly from the spigot is still more efficient and fun.
Still, lots of people had fun making jokes about the process putting the "bone" in "bon appetit," and so on. For example, men claimed:
My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.
I ordered this book because I was tired of having the same old tasteless meals day in and day out and needed a pick me up in the kitchen. After trying a few of the recipes I realized that this book has something that I had never experienced before when eating food. It contained love. And with every loving bite that went down my throat, I craved more. The only problem I have with the book is that some of the recipes require a few cups and to be quite "frank", I can't manage that much before blue balls start to set in. Luckily, I was able to start up a conversation with some of the neighbor boys about it and they are willing to help out with my dilemma. When I serve these recipes to friends and family now they really notice the difference in my food. And when asked how I manage these culinary masterpieces, I just tell them the secret ingredient is love.In some cases, it apparently is necessary to use a freezer to store up a sufficient amount of ingredients, but the whole process may also have a kind of paleo diet appeal, where the woman does the cooking and the man reverts to his traditional role as hunter-gatherer.
Although providing sufficient quantity for a cocktail party or a full dinner may be an issue, a man already does have an efficient means of storage in the attractive traditional container, but of course, full access may not be instantaneous.
In somewhat related news, it turns out there is also a small Japanese cookbook to promote safe sex with recipes for meat-stuffed condoms, condom cookies, and a few other recipes.
http://www.sfweekly.com/foodie/2014/12/04/heres-the-condom-cookbook-you-never-wanted