Posts made by mufum69

fat butt for me  ;D

I'll take two

But i'm happy with just one

a big juicy one  :dick:

no

definetely  :love: :love: :love: :love:

Don't worry we can be pretty dorky too.
And i yell bad jokes.

Welcome
:hug:

I wish I backpacked when i was in my 20s, things were a lot cheaper then. Now days I'm too old to do it.

TPBM likes to swim naked 

I have quite a few. They're good people!

Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a
fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the
woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again the woman smiled
and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her,
before she shits on you!"

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

read "under the banner of heaven" by Jon Krakauer

It will give you a pretty good idea about their history
funny enough their people aren't allowed to read the church's own history

pretty hypocritical

bacon

Niiice  :dick:

Welcome jef
Make yourself at home
;D

Nope can't say I am. Maybe because of all those movies they over produced in the 80s

TPBM Loves cat and is a crazy cat man! lol

I had forgotten about Disco Dick Hatfield
Prime Minister of New Brunswick
he was well loved and did wonders for the province

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hatfield

The premier of Ontario is a Lesbian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathleen_Wynne

I don't think she'll be elected again since she is so greedy and the people are sick of paying the high taxes she imposes.

Here in Canada we don't care what your sexual preference is as long as you can do the job.

@SemenDemon:

@bimsbims:

mine is very thick and completely straight which means it acquires a bit of work to get any sort of life in that doesn't look retarded  :-X

I feel your pain.

I'd say I have "nice" hair. It's very fine and fairly soft, but I can't do shit with it. It's totally lifeless.

That makes three of us

I used to be but now i'm a digital horder. It takes less space. 

TPBM likes to bake and is pretty good at it.

I'm in my 50s. I struggled with the idea that I was Gay/bi or strait for years. Most of my relationships were with women. I've had plenty with men also. Finally about 10 years ago I accepted the fact that I was attracted to both. Guess on an 80/20 split 80 being women. Most women find themselves relating well to me. Probably because of my feminine side. Though if you met me you would think I was the most hetero person you know. My gay friends also feel comfortable with me. So I like to use the tag Heteroflexible. I guess if I'm attracted to you then it doesn't matter whether your a male or female. If we connect it works for me.

I just use a trimmer maybe every 3 months or something