Posts made by jagged

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hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY93VUQSMo4

i saw this on its release date 09.09.09
i knew nothing about it
i just liked the posters iv seen on the side of buses in london lol
looked like a tim burton kind of film
kewl i thought
when it started i thought oh no - not borin period drama - the poster was deceiving
but then i quickly thought wow im enjoyin this - glad i came lol
i would definitely recommend it  ::)

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the chauffeur notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, (remember he drove a VW ~ that was SOLD on eBay) and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the chauffeur, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The chauffeur quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205kph. (Remember, the Pope is German.)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license – and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger..'

Chief: ' A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

omg - another no and he wud have had a cunt instead 

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yummy  :drool:

ur face aint ugly enough to resort to nudes yet  ::) lol

well cute n fit lookin  :cheesy2:

::)

i experiment with me fellas
and they experiment with me
the fun and experimentation are mutual
it has to be mutural otherwise we're just usin each other as sex objects
oops! second thoughts - i think i do that too  ::)
just dont experiment with teenagers under the legal age lol

i luv sex with men
can only have sex with men
but iv never ever been in luv
i luv all iv had sex with
and iv luv'd the sex
but i dont need to fall in luv to have sex 

here's a few nipple teasers 

and some extras  :cheesy2:

these should be lined up next to each other

other randoms i came across  ::)

here's a few i accidently came across today  ::)

i dont care if they're hairy or smooth
twink or over 30
as long as they're fit healthy n not over fat lol

cant be arsed to type it all out again so u can find out all abou tmy first from here

hxxp://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/young-friends/precum-during-maths-class  ::)

DEFINITION :

A Hobson's choice is a free choice in which only one option is offered, and one may refuse to take that option. The choice is therefore between taking the option or not; «takes it or leaves it". The phrase is said to originate from Thomas Hobson (1544–1631), a livery stable owner at Cambridge, England. To rotate the use of his horses he offered customers the choice of either taking the horse in the stall nearest the door or taking none at all.

EXAMPLE :

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Porsche or X-Type Jag in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

i don't need bought lubes
i get plenty of natural precum
it's yummier too lol  :cheesy2:

:cheers:

any new developments are great news
i just hope n pray that whenever anything is developed
it gets distrubuted where it's needed most
and at a price that's affordable for them
sometimes humanitarian sentimentality and compassion needs to come before extortionate profit making

here's an article i came across a while back

Houston doctors say they may have found a way to destroy HIV

hxxp://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080729_tnt_hivbreakthrough.149656b8.html

we're geting there  :cheers:

rummages through loft lookin for me lil paint brush  :lolp: