Posts made by jagged

wish i was the photographer in hairy1245  :drool:

I really thought I would do this, but I can't.
Let me know if you succeed.
It is so funny watching someone else try!

How smart is Your Right Foot?

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with your foot.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

Hahahaha… And there's nothing you can do about it!  :cheesy2:

:blondmom:

i want mine full flavoured
full fattening
and no ice
oh and i dont like it flat  ::)

omg i just jizzed me undies  :whistle:

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

The Aussie said 'One!'

The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?'

'£124,237.64p.'

The manager choked and exclaimed '£124,237.64!!! What the hell did you sell him?'

'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod.

'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull  it, so I took him down  to car sales and I sold him the 4x4'.

The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me… a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

'Oh No, no, no ... . . . he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...  'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'

Dear Mom & Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old, you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance.

We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there aren't any cops. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast (it's concrete because we didn't have any plaster), so he let us take the canoe out.. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Ted isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dove into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.

Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it probably was just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters & buy some more beer and ammo. Don't worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent.

Love, Jimmie

What underwear do you like to wear- in what order, if more than one? (1- Fav 5- Last Option)
1. Boxerbriefs
2. Commando
3.
4.
5.
6.

Why is number one, or what you primarily wear, number 1 or your primary choice?
they snuggly hold everything in place comfortably and look kewl

What names of underwear do you wear? i.e. 2(x)ist, CK, Chereskin
(I would love to see the different brands, from around the world)
i got CK but they're cheap n from a market so may be fakes  ::)

Where do you get your underwear?
Online? (What Sites?- remember do not use WWW or HTTP://)
soho market

Store(s)? (Which ones / Why?)
none - too expensive  ::)

What is your Favorite Color of the underwear you wear?
they're all the same - grey with red waistband - got a batch lot lol

:lolp:

haha i just saw this trailer and am pissin meself laffin  :rotfl:

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109DbfWQvf4&feature=player_embedded

here one  ;D

:cheesy2:

not exactly wot was in mind
but shows the army are either tough or just nuts lol
and the second just made me smile  ::)

id teach u  :cheesy2:

aww ok
he's one of mine  ::)

aww ok

here's one in the eye for u all  ::)

luv'd em all
but especially the "don't fly me"
and the "cigar" ones
awesome  :cheesy2:
thanx

oh boi
i wanna be a fluffer  :cheesy2:

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOQsJFUwkk&feature=player_embedded  ::)

:whistle:

lol