Posts made by jagged

london uk  :cheesy2:

i was takin a leak one day and i looked down and noticed this guy had his hand under me flow of piss
he asked if i minded
i told him no - if it makes him happy then fine
next thing i knew he had his mouth there instead
it kinda turned me on lol
i just thought wow! that's unusal lol  ::)

wow i luv tatts

and the kieron wraith pics are especially hot

iv only got the one small modest tatt meself

see who's first to work out who/wot it is  ::) lol

aww cute pics
i bet u look better in the nude than ur givin urself credit for
id swap bodies with u  ::) lol

he can take me any day  ::)

haha i'll swallow unless it's rank, in which case id win the furthest spit contest  ::)

oh wow! i luv ur arse!

i luv all the arses shown on here in reply

so id better show mine too  ::) lol

(hope it works lol)

hehe i'll try n remember that  ::)

aww he's luvly - dont be mean

In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia and said…

"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying...

"You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed.

I needed Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system.

My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a temporary structure.

We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I could not build the Ark until they'd conducted an
environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team.

The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to >hire only CSCS accredited workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it." :slap:

i get confused too :unsure:

human nature seems so keen to categorise one another, whether it's by nation, culture, creed, religion, colour, sexuality, bulk, size, class, intelligence etc etc etc - and if one category doesn't slot in with another then it's persecuted :hmmm:

sadly, gays have their prejudices too
and sadder still, a lot of it seems to be against one another
(this point will be witnessed before your very eyes on most gay chat sites) :slap:

live n let live

oh and kewl pic by the way - you can slot into my category any time

couldn't open the site

but happy easter back! :lol:

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there must be more to it than just being gay surely :s