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Posts made by jagged
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RE: Yoga smoga
r u sure they're from russia?
they were sent by my brother in czech republic
not that that means anything ::) lol -
Yoga smoga
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!!!
so, let's start drinkin :cheers:
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Shavin kevin
i don't know who wrote this but it made me smile ::)
I remember once I was sitting in front of the computer, surfing the web one lazy day during the summer, when I received an instant message from a friend of mine, Kevin. Kevin was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. At five feet ten tall, he had short dirty blonde hair and very beautiful blue eyes. He also had a well-defined swimmer's body, mostly from a childhood of baseball and then swimming. I have known Kevin since Freshman year, but we really got to know each other in the second year of college. Kevin tends to be somewhat immature and behave like a seven-year-old, but I find it to be a turn-on.
Anyway, he instant messaged me and the usual conversation began.
Kevin: Hey dude!
Me: Hey, what's up Kev?
Kevin: Not much. You?
Me: Same.
Kevin: Uh, are you any good at shaving?
Me: Uh, I guess. I've never cut myself before =P Why?
Kevin: Well, I have a swim meet tomorrow and I was wondering if you could help me out. My coach told me that I need to get myself about 1/10 of a second faster and I always cut myself!
Me: I guess I could help you out.
Kevin: Thanks! Can you come over later?
Me: Yeah, I'll come by around 7?
Kevin: Cool stuff! See you later!
Kevin signed off and I went back to surf the web. When 7:00 rolled around, my parents dropped me off at Kevin's house. We went up to his room and he turned on a movie.
"I thought you wanted me to help you get ready for your meet?" I asked.
"I do," he quickly responded. "My parents are going out to have dinner in an hour and my sis isn't home for the night."
"Oh, okay!"
So we watched the movie for about an hour and then his parents finally left. They told us they would be back around 11:00. As soon as Kevin heard his parent's car left the driveway, he got up and went into the bathroom. He returned a minute later with a can of shaving cream, a bowl of water, a razor, and an electric razor. I didn't question any of the items as he set them on the table in front of me. He took off his shirt and his sweat pants and sat on the floor.
"Okay, I'm ready," he told me eagerly.
"Alright, well, uh, what do I need to shave?" I questioned.
He raised his eyebrow and answered, "Well, I was on the internet and I read to take off the most amount of time, you shave everything except for what's on your head."
"Okay, then I guess we'll get started."
I grabbed the shaving cream and started lathering up his arms. It took me almost no time at all as there were hardly any hair there to begin. I rinsed off the razor and started to shave his armpits without any shaving cream.
"Wait, no shaving cream? I'm so gonna get cut," he sounded worriedly.
"Don't worry, I promise you won't get cut."
"Alright."
After I finished his armpits, I did a quick shave of his treasure trail (it's aweful to see it go) and moved down to his legs. I lathered them up slowly and watched as a little 'semi-tent' formed in his boxers. When I finished his legs, I rinsed off the razor and did a few swipes to his calves. By now, I could tell he had a 'full-on tent' in his boxers. Our eyes met for a brief second, then we both looked away, embarrassed.
"Well, looks that's most of what I can do."
"NO, WAIT!" he cried. "I need to take off my boxers and you need to shave there."
"You mean there?" I hesitated. "Okay, if you say so."
Kevin slid off his boxers, revealing a completely hard six-inch cock, cut, with low hanging balls covered in light blonde hair. I also noticed he had a patch of blonde hair at the base of his cock.
"Sorry about the boner," he told me as his cheeks turned a deep shade of pink.
"It's cool. We all get them and it makes it easier to shave the hair off."
I took the razor and began to shave his balls. They felt so amazing in my hand and I felt my own cock started to throb. I held on to his cock as I shaved off the hair on it before putting down the razor. Then I grabbed the electric razor and completely got rid of his pubic hair. Right before I pulled my hand away, I felt a drop of pre-cum landed on me. I just wiped it on my shorts and didn't even look at him.
"Is that it?" I asked him.
"Uh, what about the other side?" he questioned with a sinister look in his face.
He just turned himself over and I saw his ass. Lightly tanned, very little hair, and so perfect (I actually caught myself drooling). I took the regular razor and lightly swiped the area between his balls and his ass. I saw his cock actually get a little harder at that. I rinsed the razor off and then lightly glided it over his ass cheeks. I started to tell him it was done when he interrupted me.
"This might make it a little easier," he told me.
He took his hand and pulled his ass cheeks apart to reveal a hairless hole. I told him there was no hair, but he insisted me to do so, I quickly 'shaved' it and then told him it was done.
"Hold on a second, we need to wipe off the hair," he said and then handed me a damp washcloth.
As he was lying on the floor, I ran the cloth along his arms, through his armpits, and down his chest and abs. I wiped off the base of Kevin's cock and then lightly wrapped the cloth around his upper thigh. I brushed his balls with it and finished by going down his legs. He turned over and I ran it across his ass and down his crack.
"We are finally done," I said with a small smile.
He turned over and looked up at me. Kevin looked so sexy lying there completely naked and hairless. We stared into each other's eyes and then moved in for a deep kiss. Our lips touched and then they parted as we heard his parent's car pull up.
What happened next? You decide…
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Check up
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
He said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why, he said,
"Because I'm trying to examine you!" ::)
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Baby
here's a fun video to stir ur juices :drool:
hxxp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9h2n3_reead-baby-3-mecs-a-china-town-avec_music
Featuring three hot guys (especially the second one) stripping and parading down the street of Paris' China Town, it turns out the video Baby is the genius collaboration of two cute French men, 25-year-old actor David Rodrigues and 27-year-old pop-electro artist Reead (obviously that's not his real name).