Johan Paulik
Posts made by Illabey
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30 percent of males are gay? is it true?posted in Chit Chat
i heard that 3 in every 10 males are gay … and its rising in numbers. is the world turning gay?
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U.S. Marine boot campposted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I wanna see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!" So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks. The sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly… The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. "DID THAT HURT?" he yells. "No, Sir!" came the reply. "Why not?" "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!" The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear. "Did THAT hurt?" "No, Sir!" "Why not?" "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!" Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick. "Did THAT hurt?" "No, Sir!" "Why not?" "Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"
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RE: Circumcisionposted in Health & Fitness
i was circumcised at age 6 … i dun think im less of horny, infact i think im alot horny, and i get alot of pleasure in sex n in masterbation
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RE: Intimate positions.posted in Sex & Relationships
i dunno why i dont enjoy most positions, and it kindda hurts sometimes unless it usally the leg up missionary type position
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RE: Bottoming??posted in Sex & Relationships
i have tried to bottom for my boyfrend to giv him how it feels like, but i cudnt enjoy bottomin… :afr:
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Is coming out necessary at all? what is coming out actually?posted in Coming Out
i have been wondering what is comin out … is it telling family and frends that you are gay .?
i have never told any of my family or straight friends that i'm gay..... but i have been dating guyz for 5 yrs now, and had been in 2 relationships ... and that works for me, my best frend also duxnt knw im gay ... i have managed somehow to live a happy. -
RE: Sex on the first date??posted in Sex & Relationships
i had sex on several first dates
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RE: Hi I am from Indiaposted in Introductions
hi.. im from india too.. which part of india? i mean which city?
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RE: Shaved Penisposted in Personal Grooming
clean shaved is my choice
once u start duin it, it duxnt iritate at alll. i used facial cream foam to shave my pubes -
RE: Sex!!! Condom or bareback?posted in Sex & Relationships
i like barback, and enjoy watchin bareback movies only.
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RE: What's the difference?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
self escorting tot he door is funnier than the joke itself:P
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Hi… new guy in townposted in Introductions
Hi.. Illabey here, from somewhere in Asia… i was readin all day yesterday in the forum and how to contribute and get seeder points n stuff, and just came to knw i get points for posting also.
i have uploaded one video yesterday and also currently seedin to get more points.
nice to meet you all ;D
