I knew I had some photo's of my birthday cake from a few years back. Hope you approve.
Thanks for those additions, nancledra53. It's an award-winning penis cake, and the attention to detail on the mushroom head, is, well, lovely.
One day you'll work up the courage to post the naughty things your friends did wil that "little angel." 
>:D
I never watched Doctor Who, and since there is no choice I'll go with Flozen U2 crew.
I'd fuck Bono in missionary
Marry Larry Mullen in his garage
Kill Clayton in an airplane
Put The Edge into the trashcanFMK singers: Dixton's Jake Roche, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik
Please film your fucking Larry Mullen in the garage. Where do you get these ideas? What's in the garage? :crazy2:
Your singing twink FMK is an easy one for me.
Fuck Jake Roche once, and snap him like a twig.
Marry Zayn Malik and use sex to help overcome his anxiety issues. My dark prince… >:D
Endlessly kill Justin Bieber in a repeating time warp -- do I really need to offer an explanation?
And, back to the Beastie Boys FMK – here they are, about 15 years later. See prior IDs, I'm tired.
I just finished watching Doctor Who Christmas Special. So there are so many Doctors to choice to FMK
I have only seen bits (and I mean, tiny bits) of any Doctor Who series. Even so, I can safely say I would…
Fuck that fairly recent, tall guy (my computer is acting up -- too many torrents open, lol!)
Marry and have serious marital intercourse with David Tennant -- that sexy otter. And loved him in Broadchurch.
Kill none of them – the early ones seem like such good, old-guy characters.
And, it's too early to judge the newest, woman Dr. Who. (Is her specialty solving gynecological crimes?)
FMK the Beastie Boys:
From your left, Adam Yauch, Mike Diamond and Adam Horovitz
Follow-up for John – did you like Saturday Night Fever (1977)? In one sense, it was all about disco, but in a deeper sense, it was more about generational family conflict, growing up in a blue-collar world with greater aspirations, and gang pressures. Oh, and romance with your disco dance partner, tee hee.
I just watched bits of it for the 1,00th time, and feel, in retrospect, it has aged well as a movie, and was worthy of more than just one Academy nomination for Travolta.
As in the epic Austin Powers "ransom scene," I will give one mill-i-on GT fairy dollars for a THIS or THAT in a new direction, minus orcs, centaurs, etc.
(But I'll do a centaur, anyway, I like hairy legs.) Hey, don't judge me, you're all a bunch of hopeless-yet-lovable deviants in one (or several) ways. :hug:
THIS or THAT: Back to food. An Irish breakfast, or a Ukranian breakfast? (I had both last week.)
John got to the Cuervos post while I was writing, so I will answer both.
I should – and I am – doing something more important than playing SioSI. I'm waiting for a table to be delivered, and so, I have to stay in the house until it arrives… and that's GT forum time! So thus, I am doing both right now-- what a lucky day!
SIoSI tip a delivery team for delivering that small table – or can tipping be reserved for much bigger items; multiple items; or is tipping no longer observed in this situation?
(And yes, JA, I would try to divert the freezing outdoor activities indoors. It will be uncommonly -- almost dangerously -- cold, and I know you Canadians are proud of your winter skills, but damn, it's going to be uncomfortable outside.)
Disco, apropos of…? :blink:
For the 100th time, I watched Girls Will Be Girls (2003), which is akin to watching very good drag queen actresses chew the scenery of a plot much like a blend of Sunset Boulevard, All About Eve, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Mommie Dearest and Valley of the Dolls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Will_Be_Girls_(film)
Cold sober, it's an 8. Add drinks/weed, and you're approaching 9. On the gay man scale, of course.
Watersports, twice on the same page… it is clearly a trend to watch for in the New Year! :gs:
I really didn't mind it (blush), so who can help deadpool and "wasn't that into it?"
Pete Burns
Never Marry an Icon @2010 or later
Yes, from the former lead singer of Dead or Alive, with the unforgettable You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) 1984
Died of cardiac arrest in 2016, age 57, RIP. :blownose:
TPBM is into ballbusting. Ouch.
I waited a few days, Cuervos, in the hope that someone would come along and share their experiences with ballbusting, which i gather is a subset of cock and ball torture (CBT). Alas, no brave souls.
I've seen pics and a few segments of videos on CBT, it neither atttracts nor repels me. I do like to play with a nice pair of nuts, but not in a very fetishized sense.
TPBM has fully participated in a M-M-F threesome. Did you really like it, or just going along to get with the guy?
Chaz Jankel
Questionnaire 1981
_"What sort of person are you
What side of life comes your way?
What kind of things do you do
Try to describe a normal day
Are you the quiet type
Or more of an extrovert
Is your journey quite important
Do you wear a working shirt?
Will you answer all these questions on a postcard if you please?
Questionnaire"_
The Human League - Anthology - A Very British Synthesizer Group (Deluxe 2016)
I'm binge-watching The Twilight Zone for New Year's Day, and I would like to have some of Cuervos' nachos as a snack.
SIoSI tell a close friend that he needs a roommate to share expenses, because his business has been making less money for several years?
OK, I can go on. Backstreet Boys. I'll use all five guys.
Fuck Nick Carter and Brian Litrell, fine for one-offs.
Polygamous marry AJ McLean and Howie D. The bear, and the sweetie, for my many moods.
Kill Kevin Richardson, in part, for spending $5 on a box of Just for Men, Jet Black, rather than a realistic salon job for a guy, age 46.
How about FMK U2? From your left: Adam Clayton; Bono; Larry Mullen Jr.; The Edge.
I'll take "magic" great biceps that would normally require a lot of work; and then, don't overeat to get a lean stomach that doesn't have to be ripped, six-pack abs.
THIS or THAT: You grow up to have big hands and small feet; or small hands and big feet?
1) Welcome, duke!
2) Your request for porn most likely belongs in "Other Topics" > "Requests - Porn"
https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?board=155.0
3) Best of luck with that ratio!
Folk metal, happy hardcore, chillwave, neo-polka, crunkcore, screamo, comedy rap, country truck-driving, dubstep, and homo-emo. :crazy2:
I should watch porn one more time in 2017. Hmm, that's a lot of pressure on who will be the last clip for 2017. I like the new guy on Chaos, Dante Pierce. To him goes the honor.
SIoSI take my 50 GB thumb drive, and make a "best-of" porn collection as a gift for my best friend?
Also, I think I'm going to rub one out a few hours before guests arrive, and before I get all washed and dressed.
I trust I am not oversharing. :blink: