Well, 2222, you have really given us a no-win trio, lol. I will take the liberty of applying the FMK to each one when they were in the 25-35 age bracket. Holding my nose, I would:
Fuck Donald Trump, who was not hideous at 30 – before the eyebrows, the UFO hair, serial adultery, and political swing to the far right.
Marry George W. Bush, who was trim and fit in younger days, and who is a story of redemption – raging alcoholic who got sober, a devoted family man, and now, you just give him a paint brush and canvas for his play time.
Kill Richard Nixon, who never had a good-looking day in his life; a sweaty, angry man who was responsible for the greatest betrayal of the American people, so far. (To be fair, waiting for the verdict on DJT!).
FMK Three Brothers, From left: Dave Franco, James Franco and Tom Franco.