Posts made by Zeitgeist

My greatest fetish is guys-who-have-financial-security.

@flozen:

So, this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?  Because the “P” is silent.

The second one is the best one tbh.

@ariez:

@spam17:

I would like to hear your thoughts about that simple question..
**Can you be straight and still like gay porn?

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No, then they are probably bi, i like watching straight porn, but that's just because i like seeing the male performer cocks, never the female  lol ;D ;D

Then again, aren't most people on the spectrum and at least a little bit bisexual? Sexuality can be fluid.

Grindr and Tinder can surprisingly help if you're straightforward about your intentions. Also, try mutual friends and FB.

Brent Corrigan has taken to Twitter to share the news that he and his (ex)fiancé, fellow adult performer J.J. Knight, have called it quits.

In a post sent out to Corrigan’s 248K Twitter followers, he said:

My heart is heavy as I share the news that @JJKnightXXX & I are no longer taking on the world together. All the good in JJ will shine bright now that he has chosen make a new life for himself. Please be considerate of our privacy in the meantime. Thank you.

The two announced their engagement in 2017, when Knight said, “It’s true we don’t have it as easy as ordinary couples, but I can promise you that this is no ordinary love! He is the man of my dreams, and I am proud to call him my fiancé!”

Putting aside the privacy paradox, the positive tone of Corrigan’s update suggests this to be an amicable conscious uncoupling.

Knight shared a more cryptic message.

Without additional comment, he posted a video for Dua Lipa and Martin Garrix’s song “Scared to be Lonely”.

Link: https://www.queerty.com/brent-corrigan-announces-breakup-fiance-j-j-knight-20180319

@Domosuke:

In your profile:No. Especially if the disability is one that you feel would make you targeted or bullied. Strangers going through profiles at first glance, you shouldn't have to subject yourself to them with that.

To people who you get close with on the dating site:Yes, in the best comfortable way for you. Someone who you are dating should know this information though.

Maybe disclosing this sort of information earlier would bode well for the relationship. The more honesty, the better.

Rest in Peace

Pineapples and pineapple juice should enhance the flavour of your cum.

Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world.

@fezobe:

What a web of lies tbh.

Katy Perry - Chained to the Rhythm

Open communication is key. If everybody in the relationship is talking through the issues, the main issue (jealousy) should be avoidable.

@Dracula975:

Oh I think it's quite newsworthy. But only because I simply adore Russell Tovey.

Except for just a little bit of jealousy, I think it's fantastic that they both appear to be very happy together.

From many interviews I've seen of porn stars, finding someone who can get past their porn careers and love them for who they are, not what they do/did for a living is very difficult. Steve is quite lucky in finding someone as open minded and uninhibited as Russell.

For Russell to be happy makes me happy.

They look super dapper in that photo. Well done to the two of them.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I will explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier run by here?"

The nun replied, "Nope, not today sir, god bless you" After the Police ran the other direction the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, you see, I don't want to go to war in Iran." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope this isn't rude sister but you have a great set of legs!"

The nun replied "Well, If you had looked a little higher you would have seen a great pair of balls… I don't want to go to war either!"

@geekguy:

Doesn't he also say something like (paraphrasing from memory here):

"they're both green, but that's too obvious."

He did, yeah.

@scarpp:

@Goose79:

Names that pop in my head….

Mike Branson (Falcon)
Stu (Sean Cody)
Abe (Sean Cody)
Rockland Bros (Falcon)
James Huntsman (NextDoorStudios)

Abe (Sean Cody) is great!

Dave from CF/Elye Black does it for me tbh.

No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it

@MCG1000:

I would lick him all day long!!! :love:

I mean, he really has one of the most aesthetic physiques coming from his sport and his body structure is something like out of a genetic engineering lab for swimming. The guy got the genetic jackpot for what he ended up doing, who can deny that? His height also adds to his appeal.

I don't understand the comments about his face, when compared with the majority of his competitors he's actually quite charming.

That picture is amazing, holy crap.

@flozen:

I was just looking through the world's worst thesaurus.  Not only is it awful, but it is awful.

LOL.

@Cuervos626:

I expect the stones to not achieve much, the trick is with the fingers and the hand! Try the aromatherapy or the shiatsu instead.

Should I wear red on this Wednesday?

Pdt.- I slaped his ass as well jokingly.

You shouldn't wear red because on Wednesdays, we wear pink. SIoSI rewatch Black Panther?