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    Posts made by nivram

    • RE: How to porn stars keep a tight looking hole?

      @Joeluvsyou:

      seeing as guys in porn are taking dick constantly and very big ones at that how do they keep their holes so smooth looking and tight looking ?

      or is it just luck of the draw that their hole naturally stretch for huge dick ?

      or do they get work done on their holes by a doctor regularly ?

      who knows this secret if there is one?

      thanks in advance

      There is nothing to do. I guess they retire or apply @RFC 😛

      posted in Personal Grooming
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    • RE: Black Donkey Dick Collection #1

      Can I be a Black donkey dick too?  ;D

      Photo du 18-09-2015 à 12.47 #2.jpg

      posted in Horse Hung
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    • RE: Who is this guy 1#?

      @mertel:

      Who is this guy 1#? I need mo' pictures of him  😉

      I'm 90% sure that this picture is a promotional picture from one of the tmovie of French prod. "JNRC".
      You will never find a name and the guy is probably done with porn for ages, but i assume you could find 1 to 3 scenes with him.

      http://www.jnrc.fr/fr/videos/mecs-de-est/

      http://www.jnrc.fr/fr/videos/detail/10422-la-queue-ro-de-thief-est-de-sortie-sp-cialement-pour-vous/ probably  the same guy ( hair cut, hair chest , pubes look similar) but in an other scene.

      posted in Horse Hung
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    • RE: 12天我的Ratio就1.203

      1  X 0 / 0,5  😉

      posted in 中文 (Chinese)
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    • RE: My bubble butt

      @Saturn89:

      a new one 🙂

      Yay 😛

      posted in Bubble Butts
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    • RE: My bubble butt

      @nescho:

      I'm bottom but I love to bury my face between meaty buttcheeks and put my tongue deep inside as possible.
      what a perfect ass you have, sit on my face and stay there for hours 😉

      btw, here's my ass 😉

      You're ass is really turning me on 😉

      posted in Bubble Butts
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    • RE: MONSTER BUBBLE BUTTS

      Those butts are adorable 😛

      posted in Bubble Butts
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    • RE: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

      https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJvbCiJ1I6hYgEw/giphy.gif

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: L.Bobbit/Jeffery Dahmer

      @Mcjl:

      What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lareana Bobbit?

      Are you gonna eat that? LOL

      A table! // Dinners's ready!

      😄

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: GAY farmer

      @hunkyboy:

      The old GAY farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well.
      The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middle man and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So he loaded his pickup with peaches and headed to town.
      Just on the outskirts of town he came to a house. So he took a basket of peaches and went up and knocked on the door.
      A gorgeous blond shirtless stud answered the door. In a sexy voice she said, "Hi, what can I do for you?"
      Quite shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have these here really nice peaches for sale". The blond, noticing how shaken he was, decided to play a bit.
      He said, "Are those peaches full and firm like these?"
      Very shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes, they're really good peaches."
      Pushing down on his waistband to show he had on no underwear and outline  his package. He teased, "Would they be succulent and delicious like this?"

      lolilol :crazy2:
      The old farmer popped out crying and said, "Oh yes, they're wonderful peaches."
      She said, "Well, honey, why on earth are you crying?"
      The old farmer whimpered "Mister, the cut worms ruined my tomato crop and the weevils ate all my cotton and now I think you're gonna screw me out of my peaches."

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

      @Zeitgeist:

      A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

      The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

      The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

      The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

      The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

      When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

      The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"

      The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

      Lulz that's a very good one 🙂

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: A poor Irish family lives on a farm…

      @Zeitgeist:

      A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income.

      One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead.

      "There is nothing that could help get us out of poverty now," says the dad as he shoots himself.

      The mom walks outside and sees the dad and the cow on the ground.

      "I can't live without my husband," she says as she shoots herself with her husband's gun.

      The daughter walks outside and sees her mother, father and cow dead.

      "I can't live any longer without my family," she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself.

      The oldest son, 23 years old, walks outside looking for the family and sees them all dead.

      "Is there anyway to bring them back," he yells at the sky.

      Poof! A female leprechaun appears.

      "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you."

      The boy fucks her 3 times in a row and he dies.

      The middle son, 19 years old, comes out and sees the leprechaun. She gives him the same offer as his brother.

      "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you."

      The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4 times. He dies.

      The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out and is given the same offer.

      "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you."

      The son says, "What if I fuck you 10 times in a row?"

      The leprechaun thinks. She says, "I will bring back your family and give you my pot of gold.

      The son says, "What if I fuck you 20 times in a row?"

      She thinks again and says, "I will bring back your family, give you my pot of gold and give you a mansion."

      The son thinks and says, "What if I fuck you 30 times in a row?"

      She thinks and says, "I will bring back your family and make you the richest man in Ireland."

      The son says, "Wait, how do I know you will survive it?"

      "What do you mean?" says the leprechaun.

      "The cow didn't."

      OMG

      I've almost pee in my brief 😛 Excellent 😄

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • RE: Boy asked his dad for Bitcoin

      @allespuma:

      A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
      Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

      LULZ 😛

      posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • My Ration is 0.420

      Let's smoke it up!  :cheers: 😄

      posted in GayTorrent.ru Discussions
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    • Hello from Paris

      Hello y'all

      I'm a user for 4 or 5 years. LEet's chat if you want. 🙂

      posted in Introductions
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    • RE: Pumping Muscle Collection

      @ACO30:

      Amazing!

      Please Share 🙂

      posted in The Site
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