Posts made by nancledra53

Kris Evan can sleep in my bed any time.

If you know the wonderful comic novels of Tom Sharpe, in "The Throwback", he has two elderly spinsters mixing egg whites and double cream with a vibrator, to give a lifelike simulation of cum.

The vicars wife turns up unannounced to find the elderly sisters using an icing syringe to fill the balls of a very accurate vibrating balls and penis with the mixture. "What he fuck" says the vicars wife as she sits on the sofa and accidently operates the mechanism of the penis. The thing expands and shakes about with it's veins expanding. The spinsters grab hold of the nine inch mechanical monster in an attempt to stop it. They succeeded all too well. The thing expanded and stopped and shot out half a pint of egg white and whipped cream all over the now screaming vicars wife.

Tom Sharpe writes it so much better than I did. The Throwback - by Tom Sharpe. If you've read it - well done. If not, buy it, read it, and if you don't laugh, you don't have any sense of humour.

@Nivalwolf:

I think all people are bisexual on some level, and these "straight" guys are just tapping into that side of them, even if they don't believe it themselves.

This is just my opinion.

I'd like to know where my bi-sexuality is. Never come across my straight side at all, if it exists. Even when, and I do admit it, I watch straight porn, it's the guys I get off on. I have to say I prefer straight gang bangs a number of guys with one piece of fish.

@flozen:

@nancledra53:

I knew I had some photo's of my birthday cake from a few years back. Hope you approve.

Thanks for those additions, nancledra53.  It's an award-winning penis cake, and the attention to detail on the mushroom head, is, well, lovely.

One day you'll work up the courage to post the naughty things your friends did wil that "little angel."    >:D

It would be difficult to get permission from the different guys as many of them are no longer in contact for various reasons, sadly.
But if you use your imagination…...... and can imagine what happed with some of them after the celebrations were over. >:D >:D >:D :cheesy2: :cheesy2: :cheesy2:

Hate that neck tattoo. Otherwise…...

I knew I had some photo's of my birthday cake from a few years back. Hope you approve. There are more "detailed" photos of some of the things I and some of my sexy guests were doing to the dick and nips of the model. But modesty forbids. BTW he wasn't edible. I had a similar cake a few years earlier but I have lost those pics. Sorry.

This has to be the gayest cake.

I have just lost my Music Drive whilst copying it onto a new drive. So this Christmas holiday I have been re-converting the majority of my CD collection to mp3. So I have been listening to a lot of different stuff and some that I haven't listened too for some time.

Two pieces I have listened to most often are: Attention Les Enfants, Danger, by French Singer Michel Sardou and Atlantide, by Italian Singer Marina Barone.

Mainly Classical - As the Late Great Kenny Everett used to say there is nothing like a bit of class.

I cannot live without Bach or Mozart. The Baroque, Classical periods are my favourites. Some Beethoven, Handel, Haydn, Schubert, Vivaldi, Scarlatti and so on. I like some 20th Century Music; most 19th Century music I detest.

I love pop from the 60's 70's 80's and early 90's. Europ pop from that period too.

Today's popular music I dislike.

I think most people don't try to listen to Classical music.

If you listen to Beethoven you'll learn all there is about Beethoven
If you listen to Bach you'll learn all there is about God.
If you listen to Mozart, you'll learn all there is about Humanity.

Lovely quote. I wish I knew who said it.

Not in my family - but my Thai partner who I have been with for 18 years has a gay brother who is married to a French guy, and there is a cousin who lives in Hong Kong who is also gay.

Out of the three, I have by far and away, the best guy.

It seems to me that too many "gay"porn stars are either "straight" or Gay for Pay or Bi sexual. So can we have a list of authentic gay porn stars. It would help my enjoyment of porn.

Looking forward to the replies to this one and arguments too.

Yes I do - Penhaligons Shower and Bath Gel and Cologne - I prefer Blenheim Bouquet. Very fragrant, and if I may say, stylish and very English and understated.

TPBM had a light Christmas Lunch, as I did.

I hate it when in a porno vid, there is lots of foreplay, kissing, body rubbing, dirty eye contact and then when the clothes are taken off - it's flaccid. When the covering comes off I want to see that dick spring out from its confinement and to be proud.

If I was doing porno, my dick would be pointing to the ceiling and leaking like crazy.

I have a straight pal who loves watching gay porn. To be honest he just loves watching any porn. He comes for me for copies of some of my downloads here. Jack off vids, one on one, muscled guys, huge dicked guys, group fun, piss vids, cum swallowing, fisting - he loves it. He'll sit down, whip out his dick and really get off on it all.

He loves bi-sex vids, and straight too

I'm totally gay and will watch straight porn but only if I find the guy(s) attractive. I like gang bang and threesome with two or more guys on one girl. Ass fucking is a turn on and better still if the guys are hot and both their dicks are in the girls ass at the same time. The girl is never a turn on at all. I watch for the guys.

English is my mother tongue and it is constantly evolving (most the time not for the better in my opinion - Bloody lazy Americanisms) so I am still learning English.
I'm my early teens I spent two years in Switzerland and so had to learn French and German as the Canton we lived in was bi-lingual. I also learned Italian, a language I've loved.

As a child, I was a chorister, and so sung in many languages including Latin. Starting with languages at such an early age helped me to get my brain structured to adapt to languages.

I did an eight week course to learn basic Norwegian as I was due to go out there to work - very nice to be paid to learn a language. Then the job was cancelled.

Like all languages you have to speak and communicate in it often to keep up. My French is abysmal. My German is somewhat better but German word structure is somewhat off putting. ARD the First German TV station ARD is actually Arbeitsgemeinschaft der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Let's stick to ARD. Easier huh!

Italian is my favourite language - I can listen to it all day and I have tons of Italian popular music and so it is my best language.

When asked how many languages I can speak, I answer, three. 1. English, 2. a mixture of French, German and Italian and 3. music. To me to be able to read music, and a music score (full orchestral) and hear it in my head is a language I have a large collection of Eulenberg music scores and Dover Editions.

Just a word to you all, never, never, never, try to learn Finnish or Hungarian. Damn! They are tough.

I have lived in Thailand for 22/23 years - I still cannot speak anything other than basic Thai. It's tonal and I cannot get my head around the different tones. It's a mind block thing. Fortunately, my ever loving Thai partner of 19 years speaks excellent English as well as Standard Chinese and Japanese.

I always wash.

Reminds me of an old joke. A German and Englishman were peeing in a public loo and after they had finished th Englishman walks straight out of the convenience. The Germans call out to him
"In my country they teach us to wash our hands when we have finished peeing"
The Englishman replies
"In my country they teach us not to pee on our hands".

TPBM has spent Xmas in a non-Christian country.

I love the way Kris Evans has bulked out.

If you do a search, you'll find there are a number of vids of this guy on this site.

Woof - He can walk all over me. Bet he's not got much of a dick though.

Of course especially if the guy is hot looking. Who doesn't

TPBM likes to stand back at the uprights in the loo and show off what he's got (like me)

Never heard of it - if I need help with herbs (I'm British and we say H-erbs) I go to my cookbook.

TPBM  - Thinks TV Chefs and Cooking Judges are poor arbiters of Taste and Food Style.