Posts made by JerodParker

Storks is banter type comedy and only sexy guy there is the bland looking dad.

The two wolves are cute tho.  Could probably be a couple since they want to adopt the baby.  So cute at licking.

There's nothing gay going on here except for the fact that as a side note, one of the kids loves fashion.  Could be a gay boy, haha.  I don't find any of the guys there to be hot.  Rupert Everett is in it but he's covered up so isnt sexy or anything.

Eva Green is a total Helena Bonham Carter clone, haha.

It's like an kids X-Men movie but someone of the characters behave stupidly, both good guys and bad guys.  Still good tho.

They totally changed stuff from the book tho.  Im in the middle of the secomd book and there a whole lot changed.  I can lost them out if folks are interested.

What if you're drunk and can't get hard?

If you're the bottom, well, you might be more relaxed but not feel and enjoy it.

It was pretty good and very emotional.  Usually American zombie movies would have a humor relief or something.  The dark tunnels gave them too much time and there were parts they could have saved themselves easily but didn't (like the first old lady, she was right near the front).  I think the emotional punch just worked with a lot of people.

The big daddy was a bit of a jerk but not as much as the main guy and I was sad to see him go.

I heard there were guys who hook up in restrooms in the cinema so I decided to try it.  The movie playing was Inkheart with Brendan Fraser and Paul Bettany.  Even though Bettany gets shirtless there, the movie was crap to me.

Went to the bathroom and there were two guys there.  An older guy and a muscular dude.  The muscular dude might have been a trick, I dunno.  Was staring while at the urinal and I forget how it started but I ended up sucking them both.  The muscle guy left but the older guy stayed a bit and gave me his card, haha.

I must have been lucky cuz it never happened again.

But normally, unless it's the gym, the rest rooms are kinda dirty and no too clean to have sex in.

Saw the 5th ep.  I wasn't a fan of the old stand up comic challenges before so this was only half good for me.  But then the ending saved it for me, hehe.  Great ep!

Roxxxy's Tossed Salad character was fun but the puns where falling flat after a while.  It's like when Ben Delacreme was doing puns and the audience didn't get it, aw.

I hope so, hehe.  Someone could lick my ass though since it's edible oil, hehe.

I was looking it up on google too and the sites were just selling regular lube or were for what happens with the canola was used for vaginas.  Stuff they said was that it doesn't slick up as much and something about closing pores?

Yeah, Train to Busan is really good.  Horror fans might say it's not really that new but it's got decent acting, great suspense and even prerequisite horror logic fails (the minutes stretched too long in the tunnels).

So I was feeling horny and there was no lube around so I used canola oil to slick up my dildo and shove it in and out my ass.  After I came, I washed off the oil and, well, now that I'm sated, are there any negative effects from putting canola oil up your butthole?

Are male authors better at writing m/m or female authors?  Like Tanya Huff.

My current fave online couple is McCree and Hanzo from Overwatch.

There was a live web cam site before called 2 stud brothers where muscled up half brothers Cody and Cory have cameras showing themselves at home.  I think I only saw them have sex once.

The site disappeared and I can barely find info on them.  I thought they were pretty hot (Cody had a goatee) and is like to know what happened to them.

I've read about jelqing or whatever that term is before.  It's mostly milking your flaccid penis so it can get longer.  Has anyone here tried it out tho?  I would be nice to add an inch or two.

https://youtu.  be/GHyqbPxQI_Y

15-45 minutes a day?

Fucked a guy in the gym steam room.  I couldn't cum from the heat but it was a great experience.  Afterwards, he fucked me in the parking lot in his car.

Bleeding when I bottom.  I clean my ass so I'm confident about that but it's if I bleed afterwards that worries me.

Had a five some.  Two bottoms but one wasn't clean in the ass, ugh.

The other guy didn't really top and was kinda left out cuz he didn't want to participate much.

Is it better to have an odd or even number in an orgy?

I liked it that they went for an all out gay orgy but it wasn't considered bad within the film, nothing negative.  It's not like they had real genders anyway since they're inanimate objects.

A more serious Tucker and Dale vs Evil is The Cabin in the Woods.  It had Thor in it but they didn't exploit him.  Aw.

Watch it!  It should have gotten a lot of good word of mouth but Train to Busan beat it cuz of drama and actual heroic protagonists.

I liked the Hitler bottle bring topped by the juice box, hehe.