Posts made by Hookum

Supergirl wasn't included cuz supposedly not needed.

Not at all.  The exact same scene, from start to finish, was re-played during the Flash.  The only thing you missed was a bunch of failed breeches that briefly appeared in front of Kara throughout the episode.   She didn't seem to give a shit that an extradimensional breech, filled with GOD KNOW WHAT kept trying to manifest.  I guess she really is just that powerful that she can brush off stuff like that.

The one who caught my eye was Mad Dog exercising and showing of his body.

His body caught me completely by surprise.  I didn't think he'd look anywhere NEAR that good shirtless.  Why is it that clothes can completely conceal a great, muscular body, …...but they show every goddamn bit of fat?!?!?!    ARRRRRGH!!!!!!

Steel is super cute too but horrible costume.

I disagree.  ANYTHING that covers that hair of his is a GOOD thing.  Besides, I'm getting really sick of superhero costumes getting "re-conceptualized".  I blame the X-Men movies for this bullshit.  Superhero costumes should be outlandish.  Go big or go home.  It's kind of like a drag queen spending hours making herself up and creating a fabulous persona, ….....then dressing like an ultra-conservative librarian.

I leave you with the following questions:

1.  Ray said that he'd "quintupled" Nate's strength.  How does being five times stronger enable someone to stop a speeding train?
2.  Snart had to wear sunglasses to protect his eyes from the blinding muzzle-flash of the cold gun.  Why didn't Ray need sunglasses?
3.  If all Ray had to do was replicate the Atom suit, why was he such a whiny bitch about losing it in the first place?
4.  Why did the aliens give a shit about Barry messing with the timeline?  What did the aborted Flashpoint timeline do to the aliens, and how could it be any worse than what Eobard, the Legends, the Time Masters, Time Pirates, Jay Garrick, and Zoom do to time?
5.  Why haven't any of the people I've just mentioned encountered a Time Wraith?
6.  After Barry saved his mother, why did Eobard still have his powers?  According to Gideon, it was Eobard's time jump that drained his powers, so he should've been powerless while locked in Barry's makeshift jail cell.
7.  If Barry wouldn't save Dante, why didn't Cisco ask Jessie to do it?  Or, why not go into the multiverse, find a willing speedster, bring them back to Earth 1, and have THEM save Dante? (I also have to wonder: If Cisco can teleport and see into the past, why hasn't he tried to create a breech through time?  Why didn't he use his powers and brilliance to steal the Waverider???)

I love me my CW superhero shows, but I swear I could spend lifetimes finding all the continuity and logic flaws.

Am I the only one that thinks there is too much "dad son" crap on here?

I agree!  There's absolutely too much "dad" and "son" crap here!!!  We need REAL dads and sons having sex here, NOT unrelated younger/older models who are merely pretending!

Thank goodness someone finally started a thread to address this travesty.  I mean, I've only ever seen one video here in which I was convinced that the two men were father and son, and all they did was jerk off next to each other.  (Rhett and Rhett Sr.  From the now-defunct SCM site).  There has to be hotter genuine father/son incest than THAT, and it needs to be available HERE!!!!

No food or non-water drinks (especially anything with caffeine) for several hours before going to bed.  Go to bed starving.  Also, learn how to shut up your mind.  Practice going as long as you can without thinking a single thought.  Focusing on your breathing helps.

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank shaved his beard which, I dunno is better or not.

I think it's better.  Bearded, sarcastic, over-confident Frank didn't do a damned thing for me.  Beardless, crying, lost puppy Frank excites the hell out of me.

A bit thing is Connor getting fat.  I saw a scene where his tummy is trying to burst out of his polo shirt.  Why did he let himself go?  Too comfortable in his success?  He's got to tone up again.

A couple of thoughts about this:

"If I get fat, they won't make me do any more gay shit."  Or,  "They're killing me off?!?!  I'm so depressed!  Someone give me cake, goddamn it!"

Do I like sleepers?  What's a sleeper?

If you're referring to the 1996 movie, I really didn't care for it.  When Kevin Bacon's character forced those boys to suck him off, it fed into the notion that all homosexuals are pedophiles.  And yes, I know that Kevin Bacon's character could've just been a straight guy whose actions weren't based on sexual desire.  It's entirely possible that it was just a power trip for him.  However, in an earlier scene Kevin Bacon's character forced one of the boys to strip naked in front of him.  Again, this could've just been about power, but it was an overuse of homosexual themes.  Instead of forcing the boy to strip, he could've just as easily went into the cell and slapped the boy around a bit.  No, the writer clearly had a beef with the gay community, and he was using the plot of this movie to say something about any gay man in a position of power over a little boy.  The inclusion of DeNiro as a Catholic priest in this film also seems to support the idea of homophobic subtext.

If you're referring to the dormant Nazi super-robots that were planted in key locations around the world and designed to wake up and start destroying cities, I think the storyline is ridiculous.  I mean, if Hitler had giant, unstoppable robots, why the hell not use them during WWII, instead of letting them "sleep" until sometime after the war???  It would've made a lot more sense, and might've helped Germany win the war.  Seriously, why would Hitler waste so much time, effort, and materials to develop a super weapon that would only be used if he LOST the war?!  Wasn't he too arrogant to even conceive of that happening?  Whatever.  Thank goodness Captain America stopped them.

If you're referring to onesies for babies, I have no opinion.

I hope I answered your question satisfactorily.

Great idea for a thread.

Dear VirtualRealGay:

I know that you're the only game in town, but I wish you'd try a little harder.  Here are a few complaints/suggestions.

1. Hire actors who are capable of sustaining an erection.  If someone has to pull their flaccid dick out of a guy's ass in order to stroke it hard again, perhaps they're not cut out for porn.  (This happens in every clip I've seen thus far.)

2. Stop recycling the same tiny group of performers.  For example, as incredible as Darius Ferdynand looks, there still isn't any justification for having him as the only visible actor in two POV clips AND a solo clip.

3.  Speaking of POV clips…..enough!  I know some guys like to pretend that they're in the movie, but I'm not one of them.  Personally, I'd rather watch TWO real-as-life guys fuck in front of me than have ONE guy babbling stupid shit at me while servicing a body that could never be mistaken for mine.  (Without plausibility, there can be no verisimilitude)  It's okay to have some POV clips in your library, but do they have to be the overwhelming majority?  Why not have the two actors switch off?  That way, you could have your precious POV clips, but we wouldn't have to focus on just one guy for the entire clip.

4.  I can't believe you need to be told this, but EVERY PERFORMER SHOULD CUM!  Most of the clips I've watched only have ONE money shot.  That's just….sad.

5.  It's okay to have a performer stand so close to the camera that I have to crane my neck up to see his face and down to see his cock.  However, after a minute or so it becomes painful and annoying.

Now that I've had time to list my complaints and really think about it, I honestly think VirtualRealGay can't be saved.  Being the only gay VR porn company has obviously made them complacent.  For now, they can get away with putting out a boring, repetitive, unimaginative product.  Soon, however, another company will invest in VR and leave them in the dirt.  (Hopefully, that company will be GayCastings, First Auditions, Eastboys, Beefcake Hunter, or someone similar.  The best thing about VR is the ability to closely examine someone's body as if they were standing right in front of you, and I'd love to be able to do that with lots of nervous, fresh-faced young men.)

@Hookum:

I'm glad to see it's not just me.  Before I rejoined this site a few months ago, I had a stellar ratio.  Now that I'm back, I wish I could reclaim that ratio, because no matter what I do, I can't pull my ratio out of the toilet

That's strange I was able to log into my account that was inactive for over 800 days and I still had my ratio and everything intact … but maybe that was just a glitch or something

I suppose.  "Username not found or Account is not enabled".

After a discussion with PIA's support staff, I was able to fix (sort of) the problem.  I'm seeding a lot more, but I'm still encountering a lot of times when a torrent (and this site) say that there are peers downloading my files, but my Vuze doesn't see them.  Whatever.  I'll just keep seeding as much as I can, and eventually this will work out.

(Mi español no es muy bien, pero trataré de responder)

Prefiero escenas tambien.  Cuando descargo una escena aqui, normalmente hay fotos.  Yo sé quienes están en la escena, sé como se ven y sé lo que va a ocurrir.  En una película, hay muchas escenas desconocidas.  Mi compañía de cable limita mis descargas, así que quiero saber exactamente lo que estoy descargando.

Thank you for your response.  I'll try your suggestion.

I show you seeding one torrent that has many seeders and few leechers. So you can seed.

Not very well, since I'm not actually seeding one torrent, I've been seeding eighteen of them.  And since the site doesn't recognize that fact, I'm not even building any bonus points.

I'm glad to see it's not just me.  Before I rejoined this site a few months ago, I had a stellar ratio.  Now that I'm back, I wish I could reclaim that ratio, because no matter what I do, I can't pull my ratio out of the toilet.  My torrents just will….not....seed!.  I even downloaded a whole bunch of the most popular torrents (stuff I didn't even want), but I couldn't connect to any peers in order to superseed.  Today, I'm able to seed for a few minutes at a time, but I have to keep checking my client because all of my torrent statuses suddenly say "Scrape Error: File Not Found".  And when I do manage to connect with anyone, my upload speed rarely reaches above a measily 50kb/s.

I would blame my Vuze client, or my VPN, both of which have given me endless problems. However, whenever I download a torrent from anywhere except here, I am able to connect with peers and pay it back….eventually.

I recently bought a Galaxy s7 and a Gear VR, and I've fallen in LOVE with VR porn.  I'm trying to grab every file I can find here.  Unfortunately, in spite of prior generosity, my inability to seed has fucked my ratio to the point that I'm probably going to get banned.   Sucks to be me, I guess.

(And "no", I have no interest in donating money in order to fix my ratio.  If the torrents here weren't so glitchy, I wouldn't need to.)

@ddesire:

A lot of kinds of gay 4 pay videos like Czech Hunter talked with some "straight" guy and wait, I have seen this guy in other video!

I know exactly what you mean.  Years ago, I watched a Straight College Men clip that excited the hell out of me.  It was about a straight guy named Jon who was being paid to touch and be touched by another straight guy (Brian).  Jon claimed that he'd never done anything with a guy before, and that he was only doing it for the money.  I believed him, too, because Jon appeared very nervous and uncomfortable (major turn on 4 me), especially when Brian slid his hand down the front of Jon's underwear and started fiddling around with Jon's junk.  While Brian did this to him, Jon's face kept changing between visible discomfort, confusion, panic, anger, and a strange "gotta-go-to-my-happy-place" blank stare.  It excited the fuck out of me, and I must've blown my load to it about a hundred times.

…..then, years later, I saw him in Club 1821 Screen Test #1.  There he was, naked in a chair, looking all nervous and claiming that no guy had ever touched him before.  And when Brad Posey stroked Jon, Jon responded by making the very same faces he'd made in the 2SCM video.  I spat at my television and screamed: "YOU LYING WHORE!!!!!!"  (Okay, I didn't.  I hate to clean.  However, the rest of my story is true.

The point is:  There are no innocent, fresh-faced, first (and only) time, straight guys in gay porn.   It's all a mirage.  The kind of straight guy we want to do gay porn.......would never DO gay porn.  I wasted gigabites of bandwidth figuring this out.

@2222:

DC probably Superman or Dr. Manhattan.

Marvel would be Captain America, second is Black Bolt.

Black Bolt?!?!?!  I really, really hope he's not a screamer!

I study Spanish and I dabble in German.

Starfox.  He has the power to overwhelm someone's pleasure center.  It would be one hell of an orgasm.

I watched the first few shows, but I quickly got annoyed by all the people shitting on her.  I realize that it was done to establish an "I'll earn their respect, by golly" story arc, but it was excruciating to watch.

The next episode I saw was the Flash crossover.  I found most of it to be silly, if not downright cringe-worthy.

Now that Supergirl has been freed from CBS, and Calista's excruciating bitch-with-a-heart-of-gold character is being phased out, I'll definitely tune in.  Even if I still don't like it, I'll watch it for the same reason I still watch Arrow:  I might miss something that ties in with the Flash or Legends of Tomorrow.

But the Flash has Grant Gustin, who has a nice positive Vibe

I dunno.  I didn't think he was very positive at all during the last season.  Lisa Snart was a total cock-tease, and Kendra dumped him.  Of course, I'd dump Cisco for Carter Hall, too.  ;D

I can't wait for all the CW superhero shows to start up again.  The 2016 superhero movies were mostly shit, and they've left me with a nasty case of depression that only a weekly dose of Monday thru Thursday CW superhero shows can cure.

(Deadpool was spectacular, Superman v Batman was UNFORGIVABLY AWFUL, X-Men Apocalypse was boring (Evan Peters was the high point of the movie….AGAIN!), Captain America: Civil War was relentlessly depressing (except for the awesome airport scene), and Suicide Squad was an utter fucking MESS!)

I'm not a huge fan of newer movies.

I know exactly what you mean.  When I was a kid, I could watch any movie.  Now, as I head into my late forties, I can't watch a movie unless I have MAJOR interest in seeing it.  And half the time, I end up not liking it anyway.  ("Superman v Batman", Suicide Squad, etc.)

I've enjoyed MST3K (brand new eps. coming soon on Netflix) and Rifftrax for quite a while.  If I had to pick my favorite Rifftrax, it would have to be Battlefield Earth.  I don't remember a damn thing about the movie or the riffs, but I do remember that I laughed harder and more often than during any other Rifftrax film.

I think you're talking about "Guardians".  I just watched a new trailer for it on YouTube yesterday.  I've been waiting for the damn thing forever.  Filming wrapped on July 14, 2015, but the film isn't scheduled for release until February 23, 2017.  Arrrrgh!

If you're interested in foreign superhero films, you might also want to look into "Rendel".  The trailers on YouTube don't reveal very much (including the release date), but it appears to be about a Finnish version of Batman.

Donkey Kong 64.  My partner and I really love this game.  We must've solved it a hundred times.  When Wii announced a new Donkey Kong game, I assumed it would be a sequel to DK64.  I was really looking forward to it.  Unfortunately, it turned out to be "Donkey Kong Country Returns", a lame ass 2-D (2.5-D, whatever) side-scrolling yawn fest.  And my favorite DK character,  Chunky Kong, wasn't in it.

(DK 64 required the expansion pack.  I wonder if your emulator accounts for that.)

I'd also like to mention Chameleon Twist.  The lame graphics and awkward camera angles make this game virtually unplayable by today's standards.  However, if you can get past these faults, you'll find a wonderfully innovative, challenging, and charming game.

(My least favorite game was Scooby Doo: Classic Creep Capers.  It's been a while since I played it, but I still remember the constant, unpredictable, vertigo-inducing camera angle changes.  You'd press the joystick to the left, the perspective would change, and you'd be going to the right.  I remember it driving me insane.)

I really fucking loved "You're Next".  I need mystery with my horror, not just mindless killing, and this film delivered it.  If you don't want to watch the movie AT LEAST go to YouTube and watch the trailer.  It was so great that I found myself listening to "Perfect Day" over and over and over.

The same film company went on to make a "The Guest", and if you haven't seen it, DO SO NOW!!!  I still have sexual thoughts about the titular character.  Sooooo hot!  (He's going to be playing an X-Men character named Legion in the upcoming show of the same name.  It could easily suck, and it kinda looks like it intends to, but I'll watch it just to drool over him.)