Reminds me of the two gay guys who went to the zoo one day. As they are admiring the animals, one of them notices the gorilla. "Oh", he says. "just look at that magnificent beast. I've always wanted a man like that to give me everything I've always wanted". The gorilla hears this and pulls him into the enclosure and gives him everything he's always wanted.
Three weeks later when he has been let out of intensive care, his friend visits him and asks "Are you hurt"?
"Hurt!" the injured party exclaims. "He hasn't written, he hasn't visited, he hasn't sent flowers…...".