It's interesting to see how the poll is going. Not a high-volume thing, but with 65 votes in, it looks like we like our guys with "something extra", by about 53.8%.
I had expected at least one person to be in the "uncut, demands cut" section, from some of the other forum posts, but my guess is that he hasn't seen this yet, or just doesn't care enough to vote.
Just thought I'd throw out the question…
And if you are interested in an economy-sized bear, give me a shout!
Do I detect meca Münchhausen-By-Proxy?
If there really was "ample ability to influence lawmakers", wouldn't there be tax breaks and grants just for being FABULOUS! ?
At 354mL, there's nothing particularly large about that Coke… it's not their 237mL "snack sized" can, but it's not like one of those cans of Fosters beer!
On the other side, there's no scale for the other one. and to quote Howard (from The Big Bang Theory), "... little hands, it makes my package look bigger!"
While I do have a preference for taller guys, over 6'5, there are two reasons, the most practical reason is it makes it easier to find them while shopping! (For those wondering, the other is that I like to be able to bury my face in his chest while standing
I don't get this one
The basic theory of what happened was the fellow on the table, "mooned" (exposed his bare buttockal region) to participants in a "gay parade", and they all so overcome with instant, uncontrollable, insatiable lust for his hind quarters that they had to kiss and suck on it, producing at least 12 hematomas ("bruises") by vacuuming the blood to the dermal layers of the skin. The doctor's comment suggests that he believes the patient should have been able to anticipate this reaction, and wants to know why the patient put himself into such a vulnerable situation, when the unavoidable, obvious consequences would be instantly obvious to any thinking individual.
Having been on the receiving side of a 5-gang moon during elementary school, I don't really understand, since when I was presented with exposed buttocks in that mode, the one thing that I wanted to do, but really couldn't move myself to do was not kiss, but thrust-kick them forward, so they would destabilize and fall forwards onto their faces.
The cartoon plays on the mythical reaction that every stereotypical gay man must be uncontrollably drawn to the exposed flesh of any male, regardless of the situation, and then engage with intimate contact without consent or concern for the recipient, or any of the consequences of such contact.
Color me: more offended than amused. The stereotypical nurse and doctors do nothing to improve the situation. If the doctor (and nurse) looked more like something from Tom of Finland, my reaction may have been different.
Didn't know, didn't care, didn't really think about it… just thought he was very steamy on Heroes...
I suppose I don't think of it as a gay/straight thing, I have my own theory on what's really going on with the majority of the "It's a choice..." crowd -- for them it was, because they really were bi, but a lot of people don't believe there is such a thing.
There were the pleasant dreams of feeling his fine, furry face, but no more so than some others, like Chuck Norris (even now he moves me, and if anyone has pics, I'd be greatly appreciative!), Jeremy Piven, Joe Rogan, and Scott Bacula.
Still, it's nice to know that if he should ever want an "economy sized" bear with lots of computer geek experience, I might actually have a chance.
I know I'm a little late to this party, but I have a suggestion that might at least be fun to try…
The Bottom Condom
(usually called "The Female Condom", but that's because the marketing people just don't have a clue…)
It's been some time since I've heard of these, but expect them to still be out there. Basically, it's thin, plastic, and stays with the "receiver". It's put in place before activity starts, and part of it remains outside, appearing (as some have said) like a welcoming flower, ready to guide your partner home. They are non-latex, compatible with just about every lubricant (not that I'd recommend automotive axel grease!), and generally have superior heat and mechanical transfer characteristics, thanks to a thinner material. Since things are in place before action gets started, the lube has a chance to heat up to body temperature (which might be one of the reasons for the objection), and they come pre-lubricated with an ample amount of slippery stuff. The only additional preparation you might want to consider is removing the internal ring, which was made to go around a cervix, something most people here just don't have.
Failing all else, it should be good for a fun evening, and since it can be in place before things get started, or even revealed, there's also a surprise aspect available. They are large enough to accommodate almost everyone, and deep enough so you won't be umm… "bottoming out" with them (again, unless your partner is built like an elephant).
Worst case, you will have a new toy for the evening. Best? Use your own imagination!
I'm also consumer of the Canadian Medical System, Nova Scotia division, and have had lots of interactions especially over the last few years. My mother's stroke anniversary is in two days, and I was diagnosed with asthma at 6 months. I also have the joys of allergies, including foods. I've seen good, bad, terrible, and exceptional. I've experienced levels of frustration that I didn't think possible, but just when it gets to the point where you have to either scream or slap someone, you run in to an individual who is actually there to care for people, not just pay off the student loans or put in time wishing for early retirement.
I have three personal incidents that I really can't prioritize, so chronological order will do.
There are times when the medication I have for breathing just doesn't work. Panicking about it just intensifies the problem in a negative feedback loop, but over the years I've gotten to the point where I know that things are beyond what I have at home, which, thankfully, isn't that often. I was on aerosol therapy 4+ times a day and preparing my own before first grade, so I am familiar with the procedures involved, and just needed supplies.
One time, I left things much longer than I should have. I was getting the colour fading and vision narrowing effects from lack of oxygen when I arrived at the E.R. I likely shouldn't have been driving, but ambulance response times can counter any ambulance priority once you get there. I honestly don't know how briefly I was waiting in triage, but when I did get in, they skipped over things like the O2 saturation monitor, going directly for treatment. By the time they got the monitor, I was doing much better, and had come up to 64%. The people there that day recognized the problem and went for the fix, as requested.
The next time, I didn't wait as long, so I wasn't the poster boy for suffocation when I came in the door. I just kept getting worse over the next too many hours. When I finally got to the front of the line, I needed almost an hour of treatment, the treatment I had told them I would need when I came in the door, instead of the 5 minutes that would have stopped the incident in it's tracks if given within the first half hour of my arrival. The end result was that I was in for over twice as long as I had been for the previous incident!
My final incident was something I was not familiar with, broken bones. The four-hour wait seems to be typical, although I haven't looked for the official stats. I was left to my own devices to find a way to elevate the foot, to try and reduce the swelling and accompanying pain. They tried setting the bones, put on a cast, then took some X-rays to see if it was good enough. It wasn't. After two more times, they decided that pain management might be a good idea. By the time I was in for the fourth round, I almost made a pass at the X-ray tech. The breaks were about a third of the way up my foot, and while the bones ended up connected, the alignment was much less than optimal. My dreams of a career as a foot model are over.
I've found out that the ambulances can be quite cold places in winter, and if you have something like a comforter and need to transport from a place with a dryer, heat the comforter and send it with the patient. It is a small thing that can dramatically improve their comfort. There is no choice of where the ambulance goes. They have to go to the nearest facility, even if that facility doesn't have what's needed for treatment. Once you get in a facility, then you can be moved to a different one, until you (hopefully? eventually?) get to one that can do what is needed.
The stupidest thing that I haven't been able to get an answer for is why the health system violates some of their own policies. They have a "no scents is good sense" policy, yet the liquid soap they use in every washroom has a strong rose perfume scent. Perhaps I've been soured on roses, but I can't see why they have to have a scented product, when they ask all visitors and patients to refrain from using scented products before going to their facilities.
Finally, if you have to go from a doctor's office to an emergency room, having the doctor call ahead does seem to help reduce the time spent in the waiting room. You may have to wait just as long for treatment, but you don't get the other people coughing on you, or the presence of a television tuned to someone else's favourite program.
I know I've had some kicking around for quite a while, and while I am a patient individual, even I have limits. I'm wondering how I stack up against the average GTRUer. With that in mind, I'd like to know…
How long have you been waiting for your oldest incomplete torrent to finish?
0 - 1 hour
1 hour - 12 hours
12 hours - 1 day
1 day - 3 days
3 days - 1 week
1 week - 1 month
1 - 3 months
3 months - 1 year
Longer than 1 year
If you can, don't count time when you were not actually able to get parts of the file, so if you can only torrent for 1 hour a day, it would take 12 days to get to the 12 hour mark.
I've been wondering about this for some time now, and thought, hey, why not ask?
Of course, by "Cut", I mean circumcised, not a great set of abs, and "Uncut" meaning with foreskin, or not circumcised.
Also, "Demands", means your partner must be as specified, "Prefers", means it's not a deal breaker, and "Don't Care" is self-evident.
It will be interesting to see what the results look like. I think I covered all of the bases, but feel free to add any comments that you think would be of interest.
The thought of a tightly cut cock on me just turns me on too much!
I know I'm likely too late… but I'd like to pass on my own personal experience.
I was tightly cut. I'd say too tightly cut, but then, there are those who think that any cut is too much. (yes, I'm one of those)
Things were so tight that erections were painful... and not in a good way. At its worst, when I got too excited, there even was tearing, not something you want happening down there. Penetrative sex was almost out of the question, oral was uncomfortable at best, and depending on the partner, manual could leave me walking funny for days. Stretching and partial restoration has helped a lot. Partial coverage really does increase sensitivity more than you would think.
I've talked to many fellows who were cut later in life, and over 95% say they would not do it again, that it was a big mistake, and that they wish they hadn't done it. The only person who said they really preferred it, also has castration fantasies, and was not tightly cut, with his frenum left intact. I don't know if he's gone the rest of the way or not, at this point, but he was also looking at infibulation and some other more extreme modifications, all as steps toward the goal of castration, experiencing every possible step along the way. Too bad, he had a nice cock.
Finally, I'll leave you with at little humour.
Two young children are sharing a urinal, as sometimes happens, and one notices the other is circumcised. The first asks, "Why does your dick look different than mine?" The other answers, "Well, my parents were told that it was a good idea to cut off the extra skin, so I wouldn't be tempted to play with it." "Wow," says the first one, "they cut it off? I bet that hurt." "It sure did," said the second one. "It hurt so much I couldn't walk for a year!"
P.S. I'd like to see before and afters, if you have 'em.
@mgr:
Read The Fucking Manual
a phrase a lot of people in tech support everywhere often need to remind themselves they aren't allowed to use.Well - let's use the "political correct" version: Read The Fine Manual
I always used Read The Fibrous Material, then would explain that paper is made of wood fibers…
The strangest thing I got back from a customer was while they were reading back the settings from their terminal... "X-On, F-Off" (for flow control, the usual term is xon/xoff)
I almost fell down laughing!
They're captures from my private collection of video.
Hmm…
Is there a chance we will be seeing some of these on the site in the near future?
Gr1zz, who wouldn't mind seeing the bunny turn around, either!
@jonmark128:
I have a growing collection of hercules tv series - with kevin sorbo nearly always shirtless… - Gay themed enuf for those hunk lovers?
Almost tempting… is that when he was Nair-Addicted?
As for relevant content, I remember hearing an interview with him recently, promoting his new movie, Soul Surfer. He also talked a lot about his days as a runway model in Europe, and how he turned down Gianni Versache's advances...
Oh my, that's a hard one…
The same reason we see our own faults when we look in the mirror applies here -- nobody knows our bodies like we do. The self-knowledge that lets your fingers hit that spot right there is something your new friend doesn't know, yet. It takes time and effort to learn just what does it for you, and, sadly, there are many who aren't intuitive enough or willing to take the time/effort to learn what makes you scream and arch for the ceiling.
The pressure of "wanting to respond, very badly" doesn't help at all. Relax and let what happens happen. Perhaps he will learn what he needs to know by watching you. If you are really lucky, he will find something you don't know about yet!
There's a local fellow, he physically hits so many of my buttons that it's not funny, and when it's "his turn", I can pretty much take him to the edge, or over it, whenever I want to (providing he shows up, but that's another story.) On the other side, he doesn't know enough about the differences in our equipment to do the trick. At least he knows enough to keep it comfortable, more than I can say for some others. If he were as taken by me as I am taken by him, he could figure it out, but he can't take basic directions, and when I show him something (in his body) that he would find useful, he's usually busy thinking (or not thinking…) about something else.
Getting it up, or out, may not work that well. Pressure is not your friend. Patience, however, is. Take the time, have fun with it, show him what works, let him show you what works, and see what happens. It might help to think about what he's doing, it might not. Your milage may vary. For some, running a mental commentary of what your partner is doing can be helpful, for others, just riding the feeling is the way to go. "Oh Yeah!"s, "That's the way"s, and "a little lower"s doesn't just sound good in the movies, the directions can be stimulating for both of you, and may give him the clues he needs.
Good luck!
I sure wish I could do some of that appreciating in person.
I would love to see this as a video… If not live and in person!
DAMN! Like my shit, hate my shit, no matter… Take a second to leave a comment! No one likes talking to themselves!
I'd love to check out your stuff… And your vids, too.
However, there's a problem with the link you posted, no torrent by that id. And your privacy level is so high that I can't just look for the ones you uploaded. Too bad, I'd really love to shower you with bonus umm... points.
