Portion control keeps our "little cheats" from becoming "too much sweets," so I think you should divide the chocolate bars.
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We will have to agree to disagree on the value of "traditional" (I take umbrage at the term "antiquated") board and card games vs. today's video or phone games.
A game of cards or backgammon involves friends, sitting across a table, perhaps after a good meal and now, a stiff drink, conversing and re-connecting while they throw the dice or place a bid.
Or...
...use a cell phone to play Words with Friends, (as likely to be played with a stranger)? Well, at least it hones vocabulary skills.
...walk, stupefied, for weeks, around shopping malls and parking garages, to find rare Pokemon Go creatures?
...bring out the console for a family night of Grand Theft Auto -- improves hand-eye coordination, and as a hidden benefit, glorifies violence toward women, the police, and anyone deemed "weak?"
...perform a self-lobotomy with endless phone games of Candy Crush and Angry Birds?
No, I should find other activities.
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SIoSI call my cable company, and use bargaining strategies – including a threat to cut service -- in an effort to get a better bundled rate, or extra premium channels/other perks?