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I've been looking and they seem to be just jack off movies.  There is something here with him and Zeb Atlas, but the photos are simply them hugging and the description says "muscle worship and more" so I think they are teasing the 'buyer".  Thanks to whomever.

Holy Mackeral - how did I miss this?  !!!!  I'm going to have to spank Leatherbear and Mr. Mazda for not sending me a PM!  Oddly, I'm on a new pill to help with peeing but it seems to have decreased my cum quite a bit.  Not that I had all that much, so although I'd be happy to make a contribution (if I find a good photo), I don't think anyone wants to see my little willie and 4 drops of cum.  I could stop shooting for about a month and it would be a really good cumshot, but that is a pretty big sacrifice to make. I never understood how my last bf could blast cum all over his chest almost daily.

Just to explain  - I never said I got off on watching people piss at a trough - at the time, I was quite young and in school and it was the only way to get a glimpse at another guy's equipment.  Trying to have a look in the shower was way too risky because guys would instantly pick up that you were looking.  Perhaps it is just easier to notice since you are not concentrating on trying to piss or whatever, but again, it is just not worth what can happen if you're caught.  On the other hand, peeking using peripheral vision at the piss trough is much less risky.

And for those who enjoy watching guys piss, I am in no way passing negative judgement on you.  Enjoy to your heart's content - after all variety is the spice of life…..

Let's go back to the dictionary:

Gay:  A homosexual person, especially a male.

A person would be male or female.  Dictionaries in general try to be brief, so they didn't elaborate but it means the following:   "Especially" as in I like all cocks but especially hairy ones.  Which means I like hairy ones MORE.   Gay then would MORE frequently be used to describe males, but a person is either gender.

In everyday usage though, I would agree with the majority here Gay= male, Lesbian = female.  Makes sense, no confusion.

I think voyeurism is implied to mean "looking at something you shouldn't be looking at" so even if the person is an exhibitionist jacking off, you are looking through a peephole, right?  Therefore you are voyeur.  I suppose if he was leaning up against a sink jacking off and you walked in the bathroom and watched the whole performance, well you'd still be a voyeur since you ostensibly went to the bathroom for another purpose, right?

I never understood piss troughs.  I just played cards last night at a former Catholic elementary school.  They had one piss trough and four of the older small urinals on the wall.  Even with the urinals, you could still see the other guys as there are no barriers between them.  As a "grow-er not a show-er" I always found those things intimidating in my youth so I didn't use them when anyone was around.  For a culture such as ours obsessed with nudity of any kind and the fact male nudity is hardly ever shown in regular movies (presumably at least in part due to male obsession with penis-size) I would love an explanation of how piss troughs were ever acceptable.  In other words in the presumably "more modest" past when these things were manufactured.  I did use one once when four other guys were at it, though, because you could glimpse at the other guy's equipment without turning you head at all (since they are obviously standing so close to you on either side).

I'm not sure what your opinion is, Stealfire, when you say "one has no expectation of privacy standing nude in a locker room or at a urinal.  And then you follow up with "…but that doesn't justify covert filming."   So in essence you DO have an expectation of privacy.  No?  My personal opinion is you would have an expectation of privacy if you were dressing/undressing at your own bench and locker but not if you were wandering around the whole lockeroom, sink area and showers wearing nothing but sandals.  Although one guy cracked me up - he had this killer body and went to the scale to weigh himself, it was in a little cubby hole but not totally recessed - he dropped his towel, weighed himself and put his towel back on.  All I could see additionally (without the towel) was his buttcheeks, which I certainly looked at.  But how absurd - the dry towel might add 6 oz to his weight?  Whatever.  So to get back to the topic, all may not agree, but I think if you don't show anyone's face or other identifying details and their cock is not unusual for identification purposes, I see no harm in covert filming either.  The Greeks had the Olympics in the nude and Romans had statues with erections to "guard" their houses.  So this modesty thing seems to be cultural and that is why I say covert filming doesn't hurt anyone.

I'd like to hear his justification for the Willie Horton ads.  And I wonder if he will be doing the road trip with his "husband" assuming he has one.  Probably should adopt some kids just to be "All American". (I'm joking about the last part about adopting kids.)  I've heard the argument about "change from within" but the Log Cabin folks haven't accomplished much.  I still think no matter how nice people are to your face, you just don't know what they say when the 'fag' leaves the room.  Then again, I never thought we'd have a black president or same sex marriage at all in my lifetime either.

So do you want me to write a letter?

Well, I can understand how frustrated you are, really,  but you MUST remain calm.  I work for the government here, remember?  And when someone starts calling names, that is automatic dismissal of their concerns.  Maybe it is not right, but that is kinda how it goes.  This does not mean that you have to have the nurse stab you repeatedly if she can't get blood, but you have to politely refuse and continue requesting another nurse.

Since it is government run health care - there must be some kind of board of overseers you can write to as well as the Prime minister and the newspapers TV and everyone else. I trust you have the names of all medical personnel involved?  I will write a letter to the hospital if you want, omitting your name or including it as you wish!  Get others to write letters as well, in fact, you may want to quietly solicit info from fellow patients the next time you go there (if you do) and get a coalition together, if only on paper to have your concerns addressed.  Does the hospital itself have a formal complaint process?  Since that guy refuses to answer the telephone, send him a certified letter (signature required) asking for an appt. to discuss things with him.

PS find out ahead of your next visit who and when and where the director of patient care offices are and GO THERE if you need to.

That's all I can think of for now.

Well, Maz, if you can say lost wages, I can say the men's prices will be pretty stiff….......

I can't imagine bringing up to a 15 or 16 year old what they did at age 5.  Anyone who does that seriously has issues.  Whether Gay or Straight or homophobe even!  No one understands totally the minds of preschool children.

I always thought the Scandinavian countries were so enlightened?  What gives?  Not only that, I have vague recollections of being 6 years old and I don't remember anyone ever being stabbed by fellow six year olds or even thinking to do such a thing at that age!

I remember in college, this girl came over to help me with a project. She had heard about my cooking and somehow I had ran out of time and I had invited her over for homemade lunch in exchange for her assistance.  I made some weird dish where you lined the bottom and sides of a casserole with cooked rice like 3 or 4 inches thick (which we had on hand that day) and filled it with some kind of sauce with meat cut in tiny pieces thickened with cornstarch. I don't remember, I had to make so many substitutions due to lack of ingredients I was amazed that it came out fairly well and for some reason, she really liked it.  The thing I do remember was the soup.  I had to combine the two and add ingredients since I assumed everyone ate Campbell's soups and I figured she would recognize either one straight out of the can.

1 can Campbell's chicken with rice soup, condensed
1 can Campbell's chicken gumbo, condensed
1 carrot, peeled and make round slices with the potato peeler, starting off the large end.  They will be paper thin and therefore will cook quickly - this most of all gives the soup its homemade appearance. 
3 soupcans water
1/2 can stewed tomatoes, cut each tomato piece into smaller pieces
1/2 cup minute rice
2 Tbsp. dried minced parsley flakes
1/4 tsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. instant minced onion

If you are in a super hurry like I was that day, you can open the soups, add water and start adding the other ingredients as the soup begins to heat on the stove.

This will fool almost anyone into thinking it is homemade soup.

If you want to point out all the failings of the Catholic Church through the millenia, I don't know what that has to do with this post.  The quote that you posted was a direct response to Raphjd's comment that Britain is using taxpayer funds to support Islamic schools which indirectly vilify those paying for it by teaching hatred for anything non-muslim - most of what I just said are his words.  So your ensuing response has little in relationship to the quote as far as I can see.

I could point out that billions have gone to Catholic schools, hospitals, universities, and orphanages and received no ill treatment albeit strict upbringing. I actually know some older adults that were raised in orphanages, do you?  They have nothing but happy memories of the loving care they received from the Sisters. People forget that parents and public schoolsin days gone by used cruel punishments, were incredibly strict and used a lot of corporal punishment.  There is a boy in history, his name escapes me now, who received a whipping in a Boston public school because he didn't recite the 10 commandments in order of the King James Bible (he was a Catholic child) . Nowadays, one would think from history books it was only the Catholic church who did such things.  Still, to think of what happened at the Irish orphanages and what happened to boys in Australian orphanages and the Irish priest in Boston that molested 150 children - I don't understand it, can't explain it and don't excuse it. There are few institutions as large as the Catholic Church with as long a history to compare it to.  (Please do, if you can think of any)  Generally speaking, humanity has far more in common that we do differences.  I strongly suspect this is as much of a case of "king of the mountain" mentality where the the person at the top is attempted to be knocked off by those of lesser status.   And selective reporting.  Further, to say the Catholic church has demonized human sexuality unmatched by any other institution - it might even be true - but the world is a big place and several millennia is long time - you must indeed be the font of all knowledge to make that claim!

Just for sake of argument though let's accept everything you say.  I would tell you that being a single mother in the USA is a ticket to all kinds of free stuff, a lot of which the working poor don't even get.  I work there, I know.  What goes on at Protective Services is another joke.  How these people live their lives, make a shambles of the inner cities moving from place to place, destroying rental properties with no recourse - the manipulation of the legal & prison systems - the unprecedented fraud that goes on in social services - as I alluded to earlier - everything you complain about the Catholic church is now done by the government and probably 10 times worse.  Huge corporations get tons of welfare too.  Defense spending - how absurd people are starving and one helicopter is 30 million?  How can one item have such a huge price tag? And the government rules don't make insurance accessible to all - even some low middle class business owners right were I live say health insurance is a privilege, not a right.  Driving is a privilege not a right.  Try to get to work on the lousy bus system around here and tell me that again!

Well, I think we're just on opposite poles and aren't getting anywhere since you ignoring stuff is exponentially increasing just like your philosophical cohort Raphjd so I see no point in taking this further.  I will just leave you with this final thought - I've amply demonstrated that despite what you probably consider medieval thought processes, I love my neighbor as myself and treat people I interact with decently.  A lot of people (and policies which are not enforced)  with lofty ideals and things you would probably wholeheartedly endorse don't do half of what I do to make where they live a better place, probably don't donate half of what I do, so ultimately what difference does all this make?

*** Modification : Probably what you're really saying is where is the Church's moral authority if they have failings. I would point out that everything with humans involved has failings.  And that each person in the church that has done wrong things has to answer for themselves just as we all do.  But my personal belief is that people try to do better when there is a standard to try to achieive.

Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?
A. They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.

Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.

Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."

Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A. He found a hare up his ass.

Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
A. The hero always gets his man in the end.

Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
A. All the good guys are hung.

Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.

Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.

Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A. They exchanged loads.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A. A fruit stand!

Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

And even some clean ones!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…

Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "Wow it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"

What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!

Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!

Q: What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

Spin - I noticed you again didn't answer a question - you pick up the quote immediately after.

However, my first quote is speaking of now and is contrasting Christianity with other religions, some in particular are seeking to go backwards and not forwards.  Speaking in generalities you advance the notion all religions are equally primitive which I say is demonstrably not true.  There are of course, exceptions - name anything human besides death and taxes that is true all times and everywhere - that doesn't exist!

Very true disease is not equated with demonic posession and sin so much as previously due to medical science - strangely though western medicine is more and more acknowledging the link between mind and body - prayer and religion aid people in changing their consciousness!  Do not think that I am dismissing your point.  The Bible itself says nothing of how old the earth is, that is fundamentalists counting back the generations listed in the Bible and extrapolating the age of the earth.  The Catholic Church for sure never made such a ridiculous claim.  Which while we're at it, you advocate that I must condemn certain aspects of the Bible in order to post here, without offending?  I've been respectful; that is all that should be required.  Judging by the various posters, and society at large of which the people participating here have shown themselves to be well aware of alternate points of view, I see no reason why it is necessary for me to make both sides of an argument, only to  acknowledge what is true and to ask questions.  Which I've noticed by the way you ask no questions of me, you only dispense knowledge and most of the time ignore questions I ask you!

I happen to know a nun personally who made an improvement to rocket fuel and she also happens have taught organic chemistry for years so I don't know if I can accept your premise that religious institutions are not open to learning.  True enough the movement of western religions toward modernity  is not often by choice, but sometimes it is. However, other countries have the same technologies, same access to information.  Why are some of their religious leaders pushing to go backwards?   Which raises another very legitimate question - why did Democracy come out of a Christian background?  Perhaps that compatibility I mentioned was symbiotic?  The only other thing I would say is that governments now start the wars instead of the churches  and kill millions of people.  Is this any better or have we just exchanged one problem for another?

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Wild Alabama Party

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Sam thinks... Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for 6 months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

Rifleman

Don't you remember the good 'ole days when a young boy could hold a large piece of wood up to a grown man's crotch and it wasn't inappropriate?

A commenter where I got this said it appeared to be edited so the piece of wood touched his crotch.

My opinion:  Even so, things were not always so innocent in the 50's & 60's.  People had a sense of humor and since it was supposed to be innocent, they got away with it. 

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Brokeback Mountain – Deputy Edition

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vacation, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleep two per room so they could afford the trip.

Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl - he had a well known reputation for snoring  and since it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time - so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn't get any sleep."

The following night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof he's so loud. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. Said he wasn't gonna put up with any snoring… "We'll see!" said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning, wonderful day outside isn't it?" he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn't snore a bit, hehe."