Posts made by fancydude

nice pubic hair and hairy legs yummy!

Badeaux - you're completely anonymous.  Go on and post.  Just don't show your face if you don't want to….. please... you got us all so curious by now.......Thanks

Once I figured out the address is http not hXXp, this appears to be a cookbook you can actually order.  I think it is a spoof though.

I found a 1995 Adam Gay Video Directory while looking through my magazines.  There are so many movies in there I would love to see but I can't even find them to buy much less rent or download free.  Obviously they are not here on GT.ru…........

Two that got me really going are:

Latin Cop Sex (Bijou/BIC productions)  BIC seems to be out of business and it is not on Bijouworld.com website (and they have a ton of old stuff there for purchase)

Ricans in the Raw (starring Ramo Rico - what a HUGE hairy dick he's got) by Pleasure Productions/The Latin Connection

Also nice would be Fulton Street (Bijou) and By Invitation Only (Falcon)

Non porn, but intriguing Limites (male nude photography) by Carlos Quiroz

THANKS for any ideas.

Obviously everyone can prefer what they want, but the essence of manliness, at least in high school, was when your legs, underarms, cock, etc. developed hair.  Perhaps this affected me more since (a) I was a late bloomer and (b) I never had a lot of hair.

So… for myself, I crave hairy legs and chests, underarms, beards etc. but I draw the line at hairy shoulders and excessively hairy backs.  (some is ok)

I have dated all kinds of guys though so ultimately kindness and personality are much more important than hair!  :laugh:

As they say, that is my .02

This guy goes in to see the doctor and (speak in a high falsetto voice) he says "doctor, I'm 28 years old, my voice never got lower at puberty, can you help me?"  The doctor examines the patient thoroughly and asks him to drop his drawers.  The patient's cock flops down below his knees!  "I see what the problem is," says the doctor, "your dick is so big, it's taking all the male hormones and there are none left to lower your voice.  We'll need to take about 4 inches off."  (again, speak in high voice for the patient) "Are you sure doctor?"  "Oh yes, " the doctor said,  "my colleague had a very similar case about 5 years ago."  So the patient agrees to the surgery.  Several days later, he awakes from the anesthesia in his hospital bed, the doctor comes in.  The patient (speak in as deep a voice as you can muster) says "well, doc, everything seems to be working okay, I really like my deep voice, but, you know, I was thinking I might have made a mistake.  Can I get that 4 inches added back?"  Doctor says (speak in high falsetto voice)  "I don't think so!"

(in case you don't get this:  the doctor added the four inches to himself)

Joe:  Did you know condoms had serial numbers?

Moe:  No, really?

Joe:  I guess you haven't had them rolled out far enough or you would know!

These two guys are at a bar in downtown Manhattan, which is located at the top of a skyscraper.  The big guy says to the smaller guy: "you know, the wind at the top of these buildings is so strong; watch this:"  And the big guy jumps out the window, but the wind pushes him back in.  The smaller guy is really impressed and he says "let me see that  again."  So the big guy jumps out the window and the wind again pushes him back in.  The big guy says to the smaller guy "you want to try it?" The smaller guy is a bit drunk, he says "sure", jumps out the window and goes SPLAT on the sidewalk.  The bartender says to the big guy "You sure are a jerk when you're drunk, Superman!"

A guy goes in to the patent office and he says to the clerk, "I have something I'd like to patent."  He pulls an item out of his pocket and he says "This is a folding bottle and I call it a 'fottle'."  The clerk says "that's kinda lame, do you have anything else?"  The  man says "yeah," pulls something out of his other pocket and says "this is folding carton, I call it a 'farton'."  The clerk says that is a bit obscene, can't patent that, does he have anything else?  Yes, says the inventor, but I don't really think you'll want to hear about my folding bucket….....!

Two boys are on summer vacation and they get bored and go for a long walk.  They tire out and sit on the curb across the street from a swanky apartment building.  After a short time they notice fairly well dressed men approach the building, open their wallets and pull out $100 bills.  After about 15 minutes or so, the same men exit the building.  The one boy says to the other "We gotta find out what's going on over there."  So they enter the building and ask the madam what's up. She asks them if they have any money.  The boys have 35 cents between them.  "I think I can help you," she says "come upstairs."  The enter a room, there's a hooker on the bed, naked and the madam says to her "spread 'em."  The takes one boy by the hair, puts his face in her snatch for a couple seconds, removes it and does the same for the other boy.  "well," she says, "that about does it for 35 cents."  The boys exit the building, sit back on the curb for a long time without speaking.  Finally one boy says "I don't know about you, but I think $100 worth of that would've killed me!"

Four guys are playing golf on a weeknight, one pair of straight guys and one pair of Gay married guys.  It is getting dark and the Gay guys are playing first; everyone has to get up for work in the morning and the straight guys are getting impatient.  The Gay guys fuss and fume over each stroke they make etc. and are just taking a really long time.  One of the straight guys plays out of turn and the golf ball hits one of the Gay guys on the head, knocking him out. "Oh you've really hurt him" wails the other Gay guy, "I'm going to sue you, I'm going to see that you're in jail, etc. etc. etc."  The straight guy says "I'll suck your faggot dick before you get one single penny out of me!"  The concious Gay guy leans over the one laying on the ground and says "Wake up honey, he wants to settle out of court!"

finally an original dick joke!  Love it! :cheesy2:

( I did search and check FAQ's before posting this and didn't find an answer)

Why am I getting reseed requests for torrents I haven't even looked at, much less downloaded?  I even got several requests in a row from the same member over a few weeks?  No big deal if it is some kind of glitch, I'll just delete the messages, but I am curious.

absolutely agree Cumeaternc!  Don't know how I missed this Forum for so long.

Now folks should share their favorite titles.  I don't remember which one it is, but Damon Dogg shot into this good looking guy's mouth - it was by a pool I think.  Damon is not the handsomest guy for sure, but he can sure cum!  ALL of it went in this guy's mouth.  I'm not saying every single cum shot has to do that, but usually, as evidenced by these photos, most of the jizz ends up on the guys face.  And I really hate it when they spit it back out.  Do that OFF camera please!