Posts made by Zipperface

Since the redesign seems to be a work in progresss I won't comment other than to say it seems to be going well. You'll get lots of noise about it, I'm sure, but people hate change. They forgot that they themselves had to grow up at one time. I DO like that the site is much faster now. Oh, I still think that Feet should be its own catagory.

As with any design change, this new one takes a bit to get used to, but not much. It is pretty intuitive and (best of all) doesn't break things Also the site is noticably faster, a huge plus.

I was so in lust with Robin on the TV Batman show. But it irked me that you couldn't see his bulge, not even when he put his seat belt on (which was often). Then I read Burt Ward's book My Life In Tights. Turns out they had to pad his shorts. Ward is inordinately proud of his bulge  ;D

More correct would be: Hillary WON the election, but LOST in the Electoral College.

Well, that was a little too much. On the other hand, it never seemed to bother the Republicans any when Ted Nugent actively threatened to kill Obama and Hillary. I guess that was all just in good fun, huh?

Ok, that last was not helpful. Neither is the rest. I would like to think that this whole has been an outlier, but this is not the case. We have only recently been somewhat polite in politics. We are just moving back to the idiots we were in the first place.

Let's just ask ourselves: What in holy fucking HELL is wrong with you people?

Not one song. All of 'Stop Making Sense'. The Big suit just kills me.

The story omitted that the Fox 'story' was referring to a Fox 'story', which was referring to the original Fox 'story' and just go fucking ad infinitum with that

You are just now figuring this out?

Screw impeachment, we should be talking about treason.

Wait, you're at a Uni that censors you? A fucking University? Maybe you need to change your firewall rules? Your University? Something is messed up here. And I live in public housing and my (ultimate) ISP is the University of Texas. There's no restrictions. And a pretty nice connection.

You aren't exactly paying close attention, are you? Rather, you seem to be paying close attention to whatever it is you wish to pay attention to.

Hum. TwinkMix stuff seems harder to find now. I don't have this guy, but I'd like to

Since I could never even figure out when I began to masturbate (even when I was like 3 or four, it was lost in the haze), masturbating to porn was just icing  :cheers:

Hershey's 'chocolate' is an abomination, weird-flavored waxy shit that I never even liked as a kid. But when it comes to real chocolate, I treat them like good beer. There really isn't any 'best'. Do it right and it's all good.

There's a story in James Michner's "The Source" (essentially a very long novel consisting of connected short stories in various eras with another short story as the backbone for the thing) which deals with an early age Jewish boy who wants to compete in The Games and is embarrassed by his cut dick. No one else is cut and he wants to belong. So he finds a surgeon who can make, er, modifications. Needless to say, excruciatingly painful modifications. He proudly sports his new dick at the next Games and his father promptly rushes out of the audience and kills him. So there's that. Me, I'm an American of a certain age in which all males, for some reason, were circumcised, Catholics, presumably, excluded. It seems to have been done as a misguided health thing. The one (and only story) my father told me about WWII was what he thought was a fucking knee-slapper funny story was when the Army, in its infinite wisdom, decided all men must be circumcised, apparently in the name of health. And it turned out that one boy was a bleeder. Hemophilia. That boys dick just bled and bled!!! haha. I was fucking appalled and henceforth grateful that Dad did not tell war stories. Me, it wasn't till I came out that I even SAW an uncut dick. I thought it was kinda weird at the time. At any rate, I'm perfectly happy with what I got. I works (well, mostly; I'm pushing it now)

Alex, I'm going with [citation needed] You're a Fucking Whore for 200 please.

Trump bowed to them. Bowed to them. Did not shake there hand. Did not, like, nod. BOWED to them. Oil and money is the only damn thing he cares about.

Oops. Sorry. Trump is the only thing Trump cares about. Oil and money come close tho!

Hallelujah. I despise what SNL has done with this. Go to Jeff Buckley for a good version. Go to Leonard Cohen for the real deal. And hell, go everywhere, because singers cannot refuse this song.