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Electrics Chairs - Barbie Girl (TF Long Version)

From The Orb's Back To Mine

I'm not sure if this really fits or not…

It happened when I was around 14/15. I'm not definite on the exact date. It was a Saturday morning. Me, my parents and elder sisters were all sat around having breakfast. There was this really weird smell in the living room. My sister asked what the smell was but we were all puzzled. My mum turned to me and said "Is that you?" I was all incredulous, like, "why would it be me?" Anyway, everyone left the room to get washed and dressed, etc. That's when I saw it: a tissue in the arm of the chair I was sitting in. The chair I'd been sat in the night before. The tissue I'd jizzed in. I held it near my face and took a sniff. There was no doubt it was the cause of the smell that had permeated the room.

Normally whenever I had a wank late at night I took the evidence upstairs and flushed it away. In fact whenever I had a wank in my youth I came straight into a tissue and disposed of the evidence straight away. I'd never really smelt cum before. I carefully placed it in my dressing gown pocket and flushed it when I went up for a wash. The smell disappeared and the whole thing was never mentioned again.

No for same reasons as the above posters: file size and can't tell the difference anyway.

I've seen 4K (2160P) torrents of non-porn and a single episode of a series is nearly as big as the whole series in 720P (my preferred resolution). For example: Iron Fist, Marvels's latest Netflix outing, the largest episode of TrollUHD's 2160P release comes in at 26GB (the full series is just shy of 290GB). The whole series in 720P is 35GB.

Personally I think it depends completely on dick size. If it's big it's gonna hurt.

@456435653:

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't know how anybody could like it.

Are you serious? While it may not be "Oscar nominee good" it's a classic gay film.

If this is one of the worst films you've ever seen can I ask you to recommend a good film?

OK so how other people have said "electronic" music to "relax" to can pretty much cover anything.

The Orb can be relaxing. They can also not be relaxing.

Vapourwave is a thing. There's a band called something like 2142. It is too close to nothing for my liking but is electronic and is relaxing. Possibly too relaxing.

One band I would recommend to you is port-royal. They are only vaguely describable. I would say they are chilled electronic with a bit of a post-rock vibe. Flares is the best album I think but the rest are good. (not heard No Ware something or other, their latest)

You should also check out some soundtracks.

Stars In The Lid could be up your street. Again it depends on what you want from your music. The Tired Sounds Of and & The Definement Of Their Decline is music I would recommend if you want to sleep. Max Richter's Sleep is what you really want for that though. The full version. I think it's 8 hours and is designed to sleep to.

+1 for
Massive Attack - Mezzanine (I wouldn't call it chilled though)
Air - Moon Safari
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 2 (the original is a bit of a slog)

And, sorry but I love it, Lorde. South Park has so much to answer to!! Ya Ya Ya I am Lorde.

The last few episodes of Roanoke were awful. The last episode was especially bad.

Aphex Twin - Ziggomatic V17

@aadam101:

It's the worlds oldest  question…...gay or European?  Nobody knows.

:funny2:

No, they just make me jizz straight away.

@Semtex:

2 Broke Girls - I just don't get it.  That it comes from the same mind responsible for The Comeback boggles my mind.

Holy shit. Is this true? 2 Broke Girls is one of the least funny shows I've ever seen.

After last night's episode I'm actually excited about a series of AHS for the first time in a long time.

I can't pick just one so here's a list of good foreign language films.

Alice
Faust
Little Otik
^Directed by Jan Svankmajer

The Double Life Of Veronique
Three Colours Trilogy (Red, White & Blue)
^Directed by Krzysztof Kieślowski

Joint Security Area
Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Oldboy
Lady Vengeance
I'm A Cyborg But That's OK
^Directed by Park Chan-wook

13 Assasins
As the Gods Will
Audition
Big Bang Love, Juvenile A
Crows Zero 1 & 2
Dead Or Alive Trilogy
Full Metal Yakuza
Gods Puzzle
Gozu
Ichi The Killer
Izo
One Missed Call
The Bird People In China
The Happiness Of The Katakuris
Visitor Q
Yakuza Apocalypse
^Directed by Takashi Miike (Brilliant and insanely prolific. There are loads more I could post.)

All About My Mother
Bad Education
Dark Habits
Kika
Talk To Her
The Skin I live In
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Volver
Women On The Verge Of  A Nervous Breakdown
^Directed by Pedro Almodóvar

Asian Films[/a]
13 (Beloved)
Alone
Death Note 1 & 2
Ghost Game
Haunted Apartments
Hausu
Infernal Affairs Trilogy [the inspiration for The Departed]
Ju-On: The Grudge [way better than the American remake]
Kung Fu Hustle
Nightmare Detective
Ringu 1 & 2
Sars Wars
Save the Green Planet
Shaolin Soccer
Suicide Club / Circle
The Host
Versus
Zatoichi

European films
Accion Mutante
Das Experiment
Delicatessen
Dobermann
Insomnia
MicMacs
Ne Le Dis A Personne (Tell No One)
Open Your Eyes
The City Of Lost Children
Y Tu Mama Tambien

All of Michael Haneke's films (Sometimes a bit grim but always brilliant. Skip the US remake of Funny Games for the original. Even though it's a shot for shot remake by the same director I think knowing who the actors are in the remake takes you out of the experience.)

There a bit of everything here (drama, thriller, horror, comedy, surrealism) from several different countries. There's probably loads more I've forgotten but you should have enough to keep you going.

@Hookum:

I think you're talking about "Guardians".  I just watched a new trailer for it on YouTube yesterday.

Thanks. I saw the trailer on facebook but there was no title with it.

Only a Russian release date listed on IMDB.

@amsoul6425:

it has a realistic and happy ending

Happy ending definitely. But realistic? Two gay school boys dancing together (to music only the film audience can hear) in the middle of their inner city London estate while everyone stands around watching. That's realism to you?

I always assumed it was based on file size. Bigger files need more bonus to make them free.

I doubt there's a way to make it smaller.

Mine is way small. I think it's around 40GB. I tend to only watch something a few times before I get bored of it. There are a few exceptions but mostly I just keep getting new porn and deleting the old porn.

@ckslad:

what the hell are these things??

To the best of my knowledge
Felching - Sucking your cum out of a guys ass
Snowballing - Having your cum spat back in to your mouth (?)
Soundling - I don't know. I had to google it when I answered the quiz but I've forgot.
Docking - putting your foreskin over the head of another cock (or vice versa)
Fisting - You know this one surely? It's shoving a fist up someone's arse if you didn't.
Auto-Fellatio - Sucking your own dick
Ass-to-Mouth - self explanitory

@cannonmc:

Are we to believe every take down request complies with those criteria?

Perhaps you could publish some of the requests so we could satisfy ourselves that it is true.

Or maybe we should leave the running of the site to the people who run the site?

Er… just one.

I used to be able to lick my dick (about 20 years ago) but never sucked it.