Posts made by tony666

Hmmm

Great!!

Poor christians

1.)Three friends – two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise.  A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife.  St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much.  You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much.  You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

2.)Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.  So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.  So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.  He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.  The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.  The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!  I said I needed a hand saw!".  The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI  Second video is parody of this anti-gay marriage ad

Sauna Slumber

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  :lovp: :lovp: :lovp:

In few years that would not happen anymore.

sweet

This looks fun  :bansex2:

It is hard to get well from religious abuse O.o

GAY CURE hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6kGH-qTU8
gaythering storm hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnsG008ntYY

1)Q:What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
A:They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

2)Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

3)This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.
"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes…"

4)A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentaly dropps some BB from the shelf into the batter. She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake. Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs.
The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, ''Mom, mom, I pissed out a beebee!''
She says ''That's okay, son. I accidentaly dropped some beebees into the cake batter. You'll be fine.''
Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' but the mother cuts him off and she says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine.''
Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' and the mother cuts him off and says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine.'' But then son says, ''No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

5)What do a blonde and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread!

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I found this comic like 2 months ago on some blog, but I can't find it anymore o.O

I wanted to upload this comic but it is to small for torrent.
Sex cult by Mark

hxxp://www.dudedlestudio.com/game/kemocol_public/ Great game(demo), gay furry art

I don't know is this right place to ask, but when I upload a torrent(uTORRENT) on gaytorrent, my internet browsers stops working(chrome and IE). It seeds file but I can't open any site other site. It only happens when I want to upload torrent on your site. Can someone help me? (I search solution on this forum but i didn't find any)