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    Posts made by soflsmurf

    • RE: Shaved Penis

      Yea, conditioner isn't a new one… congrats on the discovery!

      I trim above my dick, and my chest, but shave all else. 🙂 I don't mind some tammed hair on a guy- but when it comes to pubes etc. it needs to be tammed pretty well as in shaved or very short balls, bum-hole, and def trimmed at least pubes.

      Why no poll on this? I like graphics! lol

      posted in Personal Grooming
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    • RE: Keep your pets safe

      My Pussy doesn't cross the threshold unless her daddy is carrying her 🙂

      Thanks!

      posted in Pets
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    • What type of underwear?

      Okay, I know it is a classic question- but I do not see it currently as an active discussion!

      Copy and paste these questions into your reply, and then answer below the question 🙂

      What underwear do you like to wear- in what order, if more than one? (1- Fav 5- Last Option)
      1.
      2.
      3.
      4.
      5.
      6.

      Why is number one, or what you primarily wear, number 1 or your primary choice?

      What names of underwear do you wear? i.e. 2(x)ist, CK, Chereskin
      (I would love to see the different brands, from around the world)

      Where do you get your underwear?
      Online? (What Sites?- remember do not use WWW or HTTP://)

      Store(s)? (Which ones / Why?)

      What is your Favorite Color of the underwear you wear?

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Being gay?

      **I feel it is genetic. Would be nice to see this as a poll at the top! I never knew what "Gay" was- I just knew I Liked boys, my dick, and their dick.

      Didn't take long to figure it out.

      I have cousins, aunts, and uncles that are also gay. I have known many more who have had relatives that are also gay- including x boyfriends who had fathers who were gay.

      It has been proven, just like with serial killers, gay men have different brain sizes (I do not know which has the larger but it doesn't matter it is so minute) So, if that is not nature, I do not know what is!

      There was a big debate on my stepfathers side of the family that though it was a choice. Let's break it down:

      • I choose to not live like straight people and be accepted as such
      • I choose to be harassed by closed-minded bigots who are filled with hatrid
      • I choose to not be able to marry the one I want to spend the rest of my life with
      • I choose to be teased and not be able to show public displays of affection like "Straight people"

      Yes, they are all correct- I choose not to be "Normal"

      They can SUCK IT!  👼**

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Matter of size

      I am not of the norm. I prefer 6-7 1/2 (cut or uncut). Personally, I am 7 1/2. I have had larger, but if I am going to bottom I do not like them to be so big. It's how ya work it anyways and if you think otherwise you are sorely mistaken.  7 is not big- because "Big" to me is 9+ lol I personally will never understand the whole "Let's see how many massively huge objects can fit up my ass" mentality, but to each their own.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Porn plots!

      Actually, now that I think of it… BARE RAPE is pretty absurd. Nothing like all repairmen who are cute twinks! lol

      posted in Porn
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    • RE: What was your 1st sex?

      Wow, I saw this title and I thought to myself gee I can't post when I first had sex… lol But then I saw some responses.

      We'll just say it was young with anal and BJ 🙂

      First REAL encounter with a guy that involved actually cumming lol- 14 🙂

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Gay problem. please help.

      **I would so have a field day with this!

      I think there is too much thinking on this. It is plain and simple- He obviously Just wanted to share his secret with someone he knows will understand. Do not over-think it.

      If something sexual happens, go with it- it takes 2 to tango. If he isn't getting it from her then her loss is your advantage. I might get booed for this because it will be misunderstood- but you are young and only live once. Do not regret chances you never took!

      Then again, maybe a 3 way? lol**

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Why do many gay men seem to be clones ?

      **Hhmmmm. It sounds as if you have not been subjected to the variety of lifestyles that gays actually lead.

      Not all are the same. I agree with the whole clone thing to a degree. It kind of angers me as well, most of all the shallow-ness and shady reliability or lack thereof.**

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Porn plots!

      Gotta be the getting "Caught" scenerio. I like BB Game Room. Very innocent boyish ok lets fuck type of thing. lol

      posted in Porn
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    • RE: Am I gay or not…?

      **Play with your friends. Play with your friends friends.

      Your first anal experience may be a little shocking at first, but it is def on the path to discovering yourself. XY had a great guide on this. They may have it online?

      Only you can define who you are. "Coming out" is more self acceptance than letting others know.**

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: If you can turn a straight into GAY,who would he be?

      Actor Devon Sawa among many more, lol.

      posted in Chit Chat
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    • RE: Israeli MP blames quakes on gays

      It sounds like someone is a bit insecure about their own sexuality and un-aware of his own countries lagalities! CHEERS for those enforcing the law! <not>The only earthquake any gays are causing are the ones where they have great sex!</not>

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: Gay Couple arrested in Rome for Kissing

      **HHmmmm. now it was Greece waaayyy back when who had 11-16 year old boys as their "Apprentices" or what have you… can we think for a minute what is fact about what took place in these scenarios...? It seems this part of the world is going in the opposite direction. How weird.

      2 Years in Jail for this just completely boggles my mind. Let's break it down:

      [SITUATION] Impact on the community and those surrounding you

      2 Guys kissing = hhmmm other than if Children are around uhm… Love?
      [fact]Drug Lord = Contributing to the decay of Global Populations
      Serial Killer = Self Explanatory

      POP QUIZ: Which one has the most negative impact?

      😞 Who the hell is running this world?**

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: Boyscouts get it in the ass…

      **Mass. and the churches that provided a meeting place for the Boy Scouts did not allow them to do this at all. They kept it very simple- you do not allow gays, find another place to congregate.

      I was a Boy Scout. Kinda funny when ya think about it. Reminds me of an all-boy school in fact.

      Let's put a bunch of boys all together and expect nothing anywhere near gay-related to happen AT ALL… haha hhmmm. I may be stereotyping a little here, but let's break it down... boys are:

      Curious
      Adventerous
      Mischievous
      Horny with dicks that randomly get hard

      The list could go on and on. Point is, You cannot put boys (especially under 18) together in almost any number for almost any period of time without something sexually occurring at some point. If you do, and nothing happens- I would check for abnormalities. lol Disclaimer: Not to say that if anyone else was in the boy scouts or with other boys etc and they didn't do anything sexual they are abnormal- it just isn't the majority.

      Might I add that my tenure in the organization was a great one. I surely learned much more than what they intended...  👼**

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: Heinz pulls pro gay ad in UK because of 200 complaints

      **REDICULOUS!

      Did they not expect any complaints? It is totally a numbers game, per view you will get x amount that do not agree or like it.

      Come to think of it, I didn't like the recent Macaroni and Cheese commercial. I guess I will get my neighborhood to call in and complain! Do you think the same results would prevail? noooo.

      I find this so alarming. Where are the world's priorities?

      This is alarming to me because I have had issues with International Corporations before and currently i.e. DOMINO'S- and yet I cannot even get a phone call or any response back at all about a very simple issue. It isn't just an issue I have either, many do and they seem to blatently disregard any requests to resolve it. Now there's customer service for ya!

      Don't get me started about Americanized Chinese Take-out…  :o**

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: No gay kissing on the bus

      @raphjd:

      hXXp://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/06/061207porbus.htm

      Same-Sex Kiss Gets Teens Kicked Off Bus

      by 365Gay.com Newscenter Staff

      Posted: June 12, 2007 - 4:00 pm ET

      (Portland, Oregon) Portland transit officials are investigating a complaint that two teenage girls were kicked off a city bus after exchanging a kiss.

      The 14 year olds say that they were on a TriMet bus on Monday, heading home from school when they kissed.  After another passenger complained the driver allegedly called them to "sickos" and told them to "knock it off".

      One of the girls told television station KTVZ that her friend was visibly upset by the driver and that she then tried to comfort her with a hug.

      At that point, the girl said, the driver ordered them off the bus.

      TriMet said it is investigating the complaint and wants to speak with the driver.

      Fetsch said it is against TriMet?s policy to kick minors and ?vulnerable? people off the bus.

      The girls parents say they are considering lodging a civil rights complaint against the driver.

      Last month Oregon Gov. Ted Kulongoski signed into law an amendment to the state's non-discrimination laws that includes sexual orientation.

      The law, however, does not take effect until Jan. 1.

      LGBT rights groups had been fighting for enactment of the change for more than 30 years.

      ©365Gay.com 2007

      **I am glad this was not me. It would not have been pretty.

      It is interesting how around the world, different areas are subject to different PDA (public display of affection) tolerances.

      If this story, among thousands more- including Matthew Shepard does not influence everyone to be wise of your surroundings, then I feel for you. These were two 14 year olds. Girls at that… you would think the guy would be okay with it lol (If he was str8?)

      I remember being 14... but I was in a very Gay Accepted state with a lot of very strict laws regarding hate crimes and such. We would usually make out just to scare old people! Naturally, I and any of my friends and acquaintences have always expressed careful PDA judgement when it has come to children being around. They are too vulnerable to influence- not that influencing them to love, and not to hate isn't such a bad thing...

      Only when the MAJORITY of the world does not hate, will the world be a better, safer place.**

      posted in Gay News
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    • RE: Wtf

      Just like spending money to make money, you need to give some porn to get some porn 🙂

      posted in GayTorrent.ru Discussions
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    • RE: Gay-torrents.net

      @HeleneOik:

      the site isnt working ? why is that ? ;(

      **It is posted, right on the site, in bold red text that they are switching hosting providers and you could experience problems.

      Use us instead 🙂 We are more organized, and we have regulated, quality porn!**

      posted in GayTorrent.ru Discussions
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    • RE: Whats your Download Upload Speed??

      @Halfang:

      downloading right now @ 70kb's and uploading @ 50kb's

      LOL

      and with a shared connection.

      So I have no idea what's my speed.

      **Your speed, when you did this test, is 3.4 MB (megabytes) DOWN and 168k (kilobytes) UP

      Close anything down utilizing an internet connection, and perform the test again. You will get more accurate results.**

      posted in GayTorrent.ru Discussions
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