The Title of this Post is ridiculous and nobody wants to read it because they automatically imagine you as a cumdrinkin whore and don't take anything you say seriously. Really?
SaltNPepa, you may want try uploading video to Tumblr without any tags or description. The system filters for sexually explicit terms and automatically flags these videos for removal. Sometimes this help video get through.
Huh… I think the OP deleted their reddit post asking for it or else my search-foo is failing as I found it once before but it didn't look like they had found it. A couple suggestions were made but none appeared to be right.