Ok, let's face it. SJWs keep calling for equality for "everyone" (read: except for white men) so I decided to join the SJW bandwagon and become trans.
Now if I get into any legal problems, I get special treatment in the UK legal system. Despite the UK's gender equality laws, the "bench book" (rule book for judges) tells judges that they have to be extra lenient on women in all areas of court proceedings, including sentencing.
Despite the UK's laws on gender equality, as a woman, I will get special treatment if I ever become homeless.
Despite the UK's laws on gender equality, as a woman, I will get special treatment in all kinds of areas under the unofficial version of affirmative action.
I will get to retire 3 years earlier than a man my age.
I will need a lot less pension credits than a man my age to get the full state pension.
I can get stay at home mommy state pension credits, but a man can't.
If I want to abuse my husband, I can blame him in a "look what you made me do" type thing and get away with it.
I can kill my kids and I'll be let off because women just don't do that kind of thing, in the UK. But, if I were still a man, I'd have no excuse for killing my kids.
I can scream "oppression" at everything and everyone will be falling over to make it better.
I can "vag spread" while screaming about "man spreading".
I can "vag splain" while crying about the oppression of "man splaining".
I can "vag slam" while whining about "man slamming".
I can #KillAllMen and not violate the UK's hate speech laws, while men will get prosecuted and lose their jobs if they did the opposite.
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Is it any suprise that so many people are becoming trans to reap the rewards of "female oppression"?