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this is purely hot Tongue， does ur mother even realize how hot ur？ she must be so proud if she s aware of that Evil

Well, you certainly made my morning!  I am tired and getting ready for work half asleep (long day ahead and lots to do before I leave the house).  Many thanks.  And thanks to sexy Luke for this cute, silly, heart-warming thread.  I do not post much on these forums, but this particular topic has been an interesting one for sure.  I will post more face pics in the future - why not?  The concept is a harmless one in this day of internet anonymity.  All of you guys that posted here are very diverse and sexy!  I think that we have almost covered all of the genres of male age, looks, handsomeness and the confidence to be who we are and embrace that reality.  What a cathartic experience. 

I agree with the above poster.  My dick is not massive by any means but is a good 7.5" when fully aroused.  That said,  I am almost beer can thick (the head being a bit thicker than the shaft actually).  Many men have enjoyed my cock in their ass, but many have squealed, gasped and inevitably barked at me before pulling off of it.  They always love to suck it, but sometimes are not as thrilled when I am inside their butt.  As a top, it is super frustrating to just get your head in for less than a minute and do to discomfort on the bottom's part have to be sucked or jerked to complete an orgasm.  My personal preference in a bottom is a sexy guy who is relatively masculine, has a cute face (not necessary if the ass is hot), cute butt (not necessary when the face is cute), and honestly I do fetish a TINY dick.  Just my thing - that combination turns me on.  But yes, my girth has been an issue for some men (I tend to hook up with newbies for some reason) and is a huge turn on for others.  It has ruined the moment for me at times, so yes it can be a hindrance.

Hairy holes are sexy as fuck.  In reality, I love to eat ass but will probably not put my tongue in any hole (shaved completely smooth or hairy as a forest) that has not been showered after taking a dump.  I love musky but never dirty.  Rule of thumb - shower after you poop if you are considering sex that day.

I can only speak for me (total top), but HELL YES    The only things as hot as giving a good, hard spanking is giving a good, hard doggie fuck.  Both = SMOKIN HOTTTT

I found each of the male leads attractive at different points in the show..  That said, I was never a fan of the series at all - despite being an "old" guy  ;).  Both Chandler and Joey were the obviously studs at the beginning of the run; I wanted to bend them both over (I was in middle school and fantasized about topping pretty much any sexy "older" actor on tv).  By the end, I was sick and tired of Joey and no longer found him all that physically hot.  Chandler had yo yo'ed so much weight-wise as Matthew Perry was battling addiction issues and neither his skeletal look nor the frumpy, bloated look was appealing.  Ross was an acquired taste and I full on lusted for him by the end.  His would be the butt that I would choose if ever granted that wish.

Dirty places are so much sexier than dirty buttholes..

DAMN - what a great response!  (directly above)  I believe that most humans are very "middle: of the Kinsey scale by nature with a few outliers (totally straight or gay).. I am certainly gay although I have slept with many women.  I only top which is also rare in the gay world - a second "unique" trait that doesn't fit norms per say.  We are all fickle, complex and very sexually secretive..  MANY, MANY straight men have flirted with me throughout my life and I flirted back with them - only a sad few led to a sexual encounter however.  Had I been braver - who knows….but I also might have had teeth knocked out had I acted on the flirtation.  The realistic likelihood of every flirtation leading to actual "forbidden" gay sex is a rarity.  But YES - "straight" men often have gay sex.  Label them as you must - I care little what they should be defined as..  The reality is that many, many have lots of gay sexua; encounters during their lifetime.  It happens often without a paycheck; clearly it also happens with one in the G4P amateur porn era that we live in.

otterpop4 - you just made my tongue HARD  ;)…...........amongst other things - wink, wink.

ditto the "pencil dick" from above posts - Peter Le of Peterfever.com is utterly gorgeous and has one…

8" - a bit more when REALLY excited.  Not sure about girth but def a thick head..  Not crazy porn star but no complaints either

I hate wearing dirty clothes but if I am trying to make a t shirt or underwear smell like "me" for fuckbuddy who wants it - prob weekend (3 days or so) will get the job done..haha 

Classic white briefs just cant be beat..  Doesn't get any hotter on a hot man 

BTW - just to clarify - Nick and his GF were having sex of some sort between takes!  Not the grip friend LOL 

pornofan-

You are completely correct - totally anecdotal evidence for sure!  And I have fantasized about Nick AT LEAST as much as any of his other gay fans LOL.  That neighbor of mine in LA is a total trip - heavier-set, middle-aged, straight married guy who parties like no ones business and have stories about pretty much everyone (he's been a successful "grip" for decades..  I trust him because everything that he has relayed throughout the years seems to be on the up and up - for instance John Travolta doesn't even attempt to hide his preferences on most sets and is supposedly a friendly guy..  I identify as gay even though I have had many a sexual "roll in the hay" with women (most when I was younger) - so Nick could be anything in the middle of the Kinsey scale for all I know.  I would guess that his uber-religious, over-bearing, evangelical family would make matters even more complex than just the normal hell of a celebrity outing themselves if he was otherwise inclined to do so..  We can only wish!

:crazy2:  Boy oh Boy - what a convo huh?  That said, it is an important one for sure!  In my teens and twenties - I fucked many sexy college boy butts.  I don't think that they had a flying fuck what enemas were or how to use them..  None even identified as gay and most had girlfriends.  Times have changed and not only are gay men more open with being so - but knowledge on almost any subject is just a tap of an IPhone away.  But outside of teenie tiny flecks of dirt - hardly noticeable at all - I can't remember any issues down there with the young guys that I fucked.  Maybe it was because these teens and college boys take a dump every 3 hours - who knows LOL.  I have seen a definite trend with increasing "fudginess" with guys as they aged into late twenties, thirties and onward.  I have no clue why - but anecdotal evidence is all that I can provide.  That said, ANY male who thinks that his poop shoot is pristine at all times is completely delusional - period.  Hot, clean bottoms need to at the very least - take a dump, perform a quick warm WATER enema (buy the Fleet version at the local CVS, pour out the fluid in the bottle and refill with room temp water..), and wait a good hour or two before anal (yes, as a top I have experienced bottoms "leaking" colored water if they try to bottom RIGHT after).  I can't speak from personal experience - but I can speak for what pretty much 95% of my bottom sex partners do - and the above seems to be the rule for most.  And these days - I don't fuck a guy if he hasn't had an enema (well….unless they are ridiculously attractive...LOL).  If you are one of the 2% or less who are into scat then have at it..  As a service for the rest of us - you bottoms should clean up that hot booty and sexy stinky pinky a few hours before your date    Everyone involved will have a much more pleasant experience!

If a guy is hot and sexy - I could care less about his cock size…..as long as he has one    That said, I am a top and am totally aware that a bottom or vers guy would have a different opinion on the matter LOL.  Some of the sexiest guys that I have ever been with (gorgeous, face, body, butt, etc.) had small cocks.  Didn't bother me one bit!

FUCK I love this thread    Some tasty butts all around!

Had a fuckin hot straight buddy stay over after a late night of drinking once.  He worked for a friend of mine and we had met at happy hours, etc. maybe 10 times.  He was sexy as fuck, knew it and loved attention. Multiple times in the past he would ask me "whether his ass looked good in new pants", etc. - knowing damn well that it did.  I owned a townhouse in the city where all the bars, clubs and  restaurants were located and he and his wife lived way out in the burbs.  She was out of town for the weekend..  We hit multiple spots - mostly straight and a few gay at the end of the night (2 AM or so) and were TRASHED by the time that we made it back to my place.  He asked to stay over (of course I said YES) and he ended up sleeping nude in the second bedroom.  He is handsome all over - great face, toned firm body, amazing round bubble butt, about 5'10"/170.  Everyone says that he looks like John Mayer - but he's much hotter than that..  He jokingly "drunk - grabbed" my crotch that night and I in turn spanked him on his plump, jeans-clad butt.  The second time he grabbed me - I grabbed a big handful of his ass cheek.  I knew that he was a tease and wanted to be ogled but not really up for doing anything more sadly..  So I swiped his white Hanes briefs the next day before he woke and got dressed.  The musky scent of his ass, nuts and cock were intoxicating - I was ROCK HARD sniffing those tightie whities.  When he mentioned not finding his underwear - I mockingly said that I would steal them if I had the chance.  He beamed and winked at me.  When he left my place around noon - I slapped his firm ass one last time.  He seemed taken aback at first, then smiled and grabbed at my crotch.  My cock was semi hard and throbbing and he commented on the size: "I see why guys like you"…  I still have those Hanes  :cheers:

Don't ask  - just grab  haha  Its a compliment to the owner IMO

I have been a part of MANY threesomes, one or two foursomes and just one five-way..  I'm not sure which is better - it all really depends and the participants, "chemistry" and the libido of the men involved.  From an exhibitionist standpoint - fucking in front of other guys can be a huge rush.  However, having a cohesive group who all are involved and each one enjoying himself can often be complex.  I have hosted 3 sex parties in my life (for no more than 12 or so - and most came and went so-to-speak so often no more that 4 at a time…) - and while sometimes an orgy occurred - often guys pair up and head off to another room.  Never been to an actual bath house - but I have been to sex clubs and private parties.  The Zone in LA is pretty increadible  :crazy2: A MUST SEE!  I have never in my life been hit on (and had sex with) by so many men who were way hotter than I feel that I am.  So many rooms to "get to know" one another - the club is the size of a Costco almost LOL..