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I don't watch that many movies when they come out – my watching habits are pretty random, and I will often only see a movie after it's been out for years -- but of the one's I've seen, Wonder Woman was probably the best.

Workout and eat sensibly. Everyone has stress; no excuses!

@omar919:

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!  I said I needed a hand saw!".  The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

:cheesy2:

Yes, why not?  :blink:

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3 years

To be honest, I think great swathes of any jokes are out of place here.

And one line or one smiley replies aren't my favourite either 😞

well. here comes the shame.
1- Scream
2-Halloween
3- Saw

😉

there that joke i found in this form but is there is any other
i do realy like:

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

@shdwrulr:

Right now I am into Ingress. You have to actually visit locations and compete against another faction. I find it interesting.

Many of my colleagues are also into Marvel Future Fight.

I'm a bit fan of ingress too.  I play for the Enlightened Faction. It's a good location based game that is quite engaging.

For very engrossing armchair game, take a look at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2zoYSsBz4.  Be warned that this is a walkthrough of chapter one which is a guided training exercise. You won't spoil much by watching.  Although the video is of a PC version, the sound and graphics are every bit as good on a phone.  Available for iPhone and Android. the Room and The Room 2 are available now.  The Room three is expected to be released any time now.

real nice jokes

I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
amazing :cry2: