Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.