Posts made by omar919

nope i dont feel it with out love and care

Right side

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!  I said I needed a hand saw!".  The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.
" The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay.
" The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

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no dont agree old men got more mony that the attraction

are you for real? a whole group to talk about this :afr: stuffs?

i m not sure where was the fun part?

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what is  RATIO LIFT TORRENT ..?

good one

??? i dont like this kind of jokes some day you will have a child and you will know its bad to make such jokes about children abused

this is a sad story not even a joke!!!!!!!!!

i didnt get it ::)

I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
amazing :cry2:

real nice jokes

good one i did like ;D

silly i heard it before ???