Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read your face.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
Hmm ok , lol 
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
Dimash - Hello ( cover ) Love this dude , awsome voice.
I use a Spotify pretty much all day . I thought it would be nice if u guys wanne share your link to a good Spotify List of yours here so we could share some good music.
uhhh he is handsome. Would also like to know if he has done more
Nice its on here. thx for sharing man. :hug:
Hi guys,
I bought a lovesense ( the one with the buttplug not that small ball one ) , and i got to say its so much fun. Because there is a app for it and you can cotroll it per app or per sound , for music and stuff. It can be controlled from anywhere with the app, so my BF enjoys that more than he should.
Of course the classic fleshlight i also have , and a few normal dildos. What do you guys use for toys ? And yes i am aware that the real thing is much better. I didnt used to like to play with dildos much it wasnt really fun. But the lovesense works great.
Any of you have experience with that ?
usually i do it like once a week or once every two weeks. It really depends on how i fell. In the summer i wash them like every 3 days , in winter once every week or so.
I have a dirt devil, works well, good quality and good sucking power. I used to have a hovver, the worst one i ever had.
Cats - Because im allergic to dogs and cats can take care of themselfs better. Its a more time issue as well.
Sweet , nice pics guys. thx for sharing. I figured BTS would show up in here .lol :love:
I use vinegar as well. if u put vinegar in a glass put it by a window they drown in it and if they all sit on it just close the window.
I tried with bleach as well i fellt like the vinegar works better though.
I use mainly candles for scents, for example, i use enchanted moon or storm watch( yankee candle ) for like bedroom. other than that im rather the fruit guy. Like blueberry or cherry .
Hey guys,
Since i started food prepping i have done a few overnight oats. I will post the recipes here. Enjoy.
Carrot Cake
1/3 cup plain Greek yogurt
1/2 cup (heaping) rolled oats
2/3 cup unsweetened milk of choice
1 tablespoon chia seeds or ground flax meal
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Pinch of salt
0-2 tablespoons honey or maple syrup
1 large carrot, peeled and shredded
2 tablespoons softened cream cheese
1/4 cup raisins
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Whisk together all ingredients in a medium-sized mixing bowl. Spoon into a jar with a tight-fitting lid.
Close and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, but preferably overnight before eating.
Banana Chochlat Chip
1/3 cup plain Greek yogurt
1/2 cup (heaping) rolled oats
2/3 cup unsweetened milk of choice
1 tablespoon chia seeds or ground flax meal
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Pinch of salt
0-2 tablespoons honey or maple syrup
1/2 ripe banana, chopped or mashed
2 tablespoons chocolate chip
Whisk together all ingredients in a medium-sized mixing bowl. Spoon into a jar with a tight-fitting lid.
Close and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, but preferably overnight before eating.
i just go less to that gym, sice im doing EMS training on a one on one with a trainer its ok. But i dont feel that the fat shaming issue has gotten better at all.
Its not weird, alot of people find kissing more intimate that the sex itself. SO it does make sense. As long as both of u have found a way to have a good life and are happy and have sex with others its all good.
As far as i know yes. But i think one of my cousan is for sure. It wouldn't suprise me let me put it that way.