Posts made by MrMazda

@bluehue:

like barbara bush's fetus in the jar, maybe we should leave it on the shelf for the time being…

I'm not quite sure what to make of that statement lol

Holy **** Is that last one real?

Keep us posted… I want to at least send flowers on behalf of the GT.ru staff/family

What you are suggesting sounds to me like a phishing scam. It also poses a very high security risk for all those involved. By posting your bank account information in a public place only opens you to a variety of security issues, including (but not limited to) identity theft and fraudulant transactions.

This would be why I advised against "get rick quick" schemes, as this type of scheme only seems to be a way of encouraging fraudulant activity. I would suggest that you put some serious personal thought into the risks involved with broadcasting such personal information in a public area, or otherwise transmissing it over an unsecured network.

Think about it… This type of information can also be used to draw funds fraudulantly from your account, or assist in the process of identity theft. Do you really want to be a victim of such a fraud?

There are many ways in which one can make money. If you're looking for something online based, there are many companies that pay people from around the world for certain services that they can provide. My only one caution to such a thing would be to watch out for "get rich quick" schemes as they're scams on the most part.

Please don't take this next part the wrong way, as I'm not intending it to sound mean. There is possibly the option of doing up a resumé and sending it to local employers in your area in which to get a job.

@YoungLove86:

It would be more useful if the vaccine was more than 31% effective. I think by the time a truly effective vaccine is available we will all either be dead or at the verry least too old for sex.

Too old for sex? That's what Viagra is for lol

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the result  >:D

And yes… I may be young, but I'm FAR from innocent hehehe

@leatherbear:

Make sure you trust the Daddy controlling the juice…..

That too

In a low current environment, the stimulation that is created when you pass through the "oh baby" spot sends a pulse (for lack of a better term) through your body that sends you spirling into one of the most intense and awesome orgasms ever. In most cases, there are three main trigger points. The two most key parts in most cases are just behind/under the balls where you can feel the scrotum bulge under the skin, and the base or tip of the actual penis. When the two are linked, in most cases it sends a stimulation that I don't even know how to describe… It's that awesome. The key is to start on a very low current and slowly work it up until you find that comfortable "Oh baby" point. As no two people are ever quite exactly the same, the current that it takes does vary, which is why I recommend starting lower... That way you don't fry yourself lol

The third most common spot is right on the inside of the sphincter. This one is more common with bottoms, however this does not mean that it is only effective in bottoms. When doing something for example like wearing rubber pants (for a reason) and ploughing a bottom boi with an electrode shoved up your arse and the other either connected to your bottom as a cock ring, or as a ring around the base of the cockhead, it can also produce one hell of an awesome sensation, as you have a slight current running through all of the "oh baby" spots typically, which only enhanses the pleasure. Beware careful with this type of use however. The use of condoms does prevent the effect from working as it creates an insulation barrier, which prevents the transfer from the positive electrode to the negative electrode. I would not recommend this method in a random "fling", unless you're really sure you want to take the risk of potentially exposing yourself to an STD/STI (you know what I'm referring to).

@CableguyLive:

…I like a virility of rings and ball cuffs but I draw the line at    :faint: electrostimulation :afraid2:.  Shocking the cum out of my cock doesn't sound like fun at all...

Believe it or not, as long as you know how much juice to crank through, and how to place the electrodes, etc. it actually makes for some of the BEST orgasms you'll ever have.

Even as an employee, in my despise for Microsoft, I am slowly but surely one thing at a time changing everything over to Linux. Although Apple does have its appealing points, I may find myself boycotting Apple for the simple fact that Microsoft owns 51% of Apple.

If it helps make things easier for anyone, there is one thing I thought I would pass forward.

After having found out that the odd dreams I was having were Tim's way of asking for my help, I couldn't help but take action and lend a helping hand. When Tim passed, he did not "cross over" (so to speak) right away. Once I found out where he wanted to be, I showed him the way to ensure that he's where he wants to be. I can assure you that after I showed him the way, he appeared quite happy to be there.

In short, I know that he's truly happy where he is now. It's also comforting to know that he at least isn't in pain anymore.

While Tim is nolonger with us physically, do not convince yourself that he is truly gone. His physical body may be gone, however I know that he is still watching over the family… just in a different way.

Hi Family,

I wanted to get a quickie opinion on what people think of my new avitar. It's my now official opinion of Microsnot… Erm.... I mean Microsoft.

For those of you who can't make out the smaller print below the title, it reads:

"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TODAY!"

How many of you agree with the sentimate?

:rotfl:  That's awesome!

Hi Family,

Here's another collection of piss pics for your viewing pleasure.

I take it that means you like what you see

Hi Family,

Here's the third (and last) part of this series…

Hi Family,

Part 2 of this series…

Hi Family,

Here's another series of pics for you to enjoy

Hi Family,

Here's a series of pics for you to enjoy!