Posts made by jrsite55

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.
She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: The translator.

Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
A: So she could have shade when she swam across.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde, too.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"