Posts made by jrsite55

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Nao sei porque mas eu curto muito ver homens heteros (ou gays tb kkk) pelados em vestiarios… com o pau mole mesmo tenho moh tara em ficar vendo eles tomando banho e se trocando.... mais alguem???

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.

I'd love to watch a soccer game with players all naked…. does anyone has know video like that?

Love to see naked straight guys taking a shower and getting changed…. anyone else?

quantos pontos ganha??

Adoro putaria em banheiros publicos…. alguem ae ja foi pego e teve algun problema serio?

They say inside every big woman, there's a skinny woman trying to get out. I think I digested that whore a long time ago.

It's not from fat burning drugs or exercise. But I just turned 29, and I swallowed a ton of chewing gum when I was 22, so that should be coming out any day now.

Alguem de Campinas ou regiao por aqui?

A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" She replies, "It's pretty nice – except they won't let you fart."

sem punheta 1 seman no maximo kkkk… se sexo ja foi m=bem mais tempo kkkk

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,…''''
Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun.
So she joined in and started singing "21, 21, 21, 21," and then a train came.
The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train ran over the blonde.
The brunette got back on the train tracks and started singing "22, 22, 22, 22,..."
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why do blondes need "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.

Q: What aren't blondes sexually active?

A: Because they just lie there.

Q: Why do some blondes only think about sex?
A: They're dirty blondes.

Q: How did the blonde prepare for safe sex?

A: She installed a padded headboard.

Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?

A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her a blonde joke.