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Edilson Nascimento

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A whale penis is known as a dork.
More specifically it is the cartilage that runs the length of it.
(And to think we had no idea of that back in junior high school…)

A duck's quack does not echo, and no one knows why.

In days of yore
(I wonder when that was exactly…)
when clans wanted to get rid of an undesirable member they burned that person's house down.
Thus the expression "to get fired".

An Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain.
(I think I know some people like that too…)

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
(There's a cheap joke there that I will refrain from.)

Reno, Nevada is West of Los Angeles, California.

The only mammal that can't jump is the Elephant.

The word Samba means to rub navels together.
(Oh yes)
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A jiffy is an actual unit of time.
It's 1/100th of a second.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than by airline crashes.

The name Wendy was made up for the play Peter Pan.

And to end this on the theme of the day:

The condom brand "Ramses" was named after the great Pharoh Ramses II, who fathered more than 160 children. :hot2:**

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**In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as you want… God is watching the apples"

8 year son: Dad what's sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad, how do I write all that in this small box on my admission form ?

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…
Lack of 0pportunity…"

Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
Phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,.. bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband, saying he is playing golf with you.

A criminal entered a bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife's ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong. I LOVE U"
Wife said "He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he's GAY & needs vaseline
I told him its in the bathroom.
So be strong. I LOVE U

A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
'Not yet', she replied.**

it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :cheers:

i wish ::)

he looks hot
i might faint if i watch him in a vid
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lol

external live link not allowed, attached the picture to this posting

my bum can still vouch that iv been a poor white boy many times  :crazy2:
luv'd it though ::)

i luv the above pic "Inter 01 (51).jpg"
it's one of them "what happens next" moments :cheesy2: lol

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classic!

out of the two - hopefully dead
then we'd all be in paradise bonkin each other away to our hearts content
without age or defects ever bein a factor again
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i dread gettin too old for sex
that wud be hell for me
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yes  ;D

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mmm…  ::)