Posts made by JACK777

Dream a little dream of me.

saw someone near the water-cooler at night, when I came back there was no one there. gone for like 5 seconds I swear

I know I'm gonna get chewed out for this but all religious books are actually works of fiction. They are meant to be a guideline as to how we should live our life. We should accept only the message of tolerance that these books teach us. It is people who make these religious books their weapons for world domination.

I agree completely with sidkr, having experienced it myself.

Bill, Bob, Jack and Ted were sitting at the bar discussing their lives. Jack had to take a leak so he went to the restroom. Bill, Bob and Ted started to brag about their kids:

Bill : You know guys my son is a very successful lawyer. He has contacts with very important people. He is so generous that he gave his friend a brand new Mercedes without blinking an eye.

Bob: Well that's nothing. My son is an extremely successful software engineer. He sold his websites for millions to bigger social media companies on the Internet, and he's currently developing some great new ideas which have already been paid for by the big guys on the Internet. And he's very generous too. He bought his best friend an exquisite, huge mansion in Beverly Hills.

Ted: Please… My son started from the ground up and became the CEO of a major corporation. Now he has his own chain of hotels, and real estate all over the world. He is the most generous because he bought his friend an island off of the coast of Majorca.

Bill and Bob both seem very impressed with Ted's remarks. At this time Jack comes back.

Ted: Hey Jack what took you so long?

Bob: Yea we were talking about how proud we are of our sons.

Bill: Yea, they are great kids. So what about your son Jack?

Jack: Well I am very proud of my son. He's not a big shot but he's a very talented dancer and he works at a gay club. Being my youngest he's putting himself through performance school.

Bill,Bob and Ted: Jack we are so sorry to hear about your gay son.

Jack: He's doing quite well actually. Infact he received a brand new Mercedes, a lovely mansion in Beverly Hills and an island off of the coast of Majorca from his three boyfriends.

~ FIN

Thank god for the blond!

• Fuck work and fuck me!

Maybe you should check the rationator, or release more seed points into traffic

One of my best friends told me that he was positive and I do not know how to comfort him or make things better. He doesn't want anyone to know and even though he has safe sex ( and a lot of it) I do not know how to ask him to take better care of himself. Infact I am so scared of getting infected I have stopped having sex altogether.

Try the Half Nelson on a couch… seems difficult but can be very satisfying.

depends on the position, the girth of the dicks and how much your asshole can stretch and also the quality and amount of lube used… Hint : Use a lot of lube.

skinny fat

Looks yummy

Wow it's so amazing

It takes  a long time for me to download so its not that much, but I am satisfied.

I watched Zootopia and it was so cool. I also learned a lot. 

Nope

do your cardio but mix it up with some crunches and the inverse side crunches. Lifting small weights while running helps lose fat.

I have wished so many times. He's so hot but it would be weird afterwards I think. It will only be a fantasy. Also this guy's gonna help you with your body and you'll have to see him again so there's no escape if the sex is bad.