@2222 oh my god, this one has made my day haha! What a fantastic thread Thanks for the content!

@lololulu19 Hahaha! Great idea! And in Russia this state-sanctioned alternative to military service would also necessitate the removal of the so-called Gay Propaganda law... Can you say "two birds with one stone"? haha! Win-win all around!

NOTE: as @bi4smooth has said, this is a "fun" posting and not a serious suggestion for actual national policy... hmmm, weeeeeell, maybe