I'm somewhere close to your opinion…
I find cliched tattoos the worst (e.g., tribal designs, bear paws).
I can deal with small or simple ones on the arms, but when they start getting bigger and are elsewhere on the body, they are a major turn-off for me.
I like skin; I like how it looks. For me, the vast majority of tattoos ruin that. If I want to look at art (and good art) I don't want to look at in on your art.
AND if you have tattoos of different colors, the ONLY way you are going to keep them those colors is if you almost always keep that tattoo and your skin out of the sun for the rest of your life.
For me the stupidest thing about tattoo is so many of them are based on assumption, a wrong one, that you body is never going to change shape or that you are going to get older.
