Feminism is bullshit, and women are tedious to be around.

Why do any gay guys fall for the propaganda that we need to align ourselves with shrill man-hating harpies?

If I had been worried, I probably wouldn't have voted for him.

I'll respond with the real answer, but it may be too abstract and dispassionate for your tastes.

The concept of religion does not necessarily discourage gay sex, and I'm sure there have been a few really rainbow-coloured religions out there in the thousands of years of history… but the most successful and world-spanning of the modern religions do condemn gays. Therefore modern religious people simply follow their beliefs taught to them by the successful religion in which they were raised.

A religion is successful when it has as many worshippers as possible. All Abrahamic religions promote "Go forth and multiply" and this made them more successful at spreading themselves around the world than, say, Manicheanism which views all kinds of sex as impure. Sex often creates new followers in the process. Those followers spread across the globe. The religion becomes a widespread mainstream religion.

Gay sex does not create any little babies to become followers. Any religion that promoted gay sex as an equally viable lifestyle would eventually be outbred by the more procreative followers of the other religions that hated gay sex. Over a few centuries, an entire civilisation can be wiped out by low birthrates compared to its rivals. There's a reason why most of Europe will be Muslim-majority in 50 years.

Islam retains its "Go forth and multiply" mandate with very strong cultural measures to enforce it, such as keeping women domesticated and also throwing homosexuals off tall buildings. Consequently, Islam will produce more babies and will replace Christianity in Europe and North America in a few generations. Religions which maximize reproduction eventually crowd out religions which do not. Most long-term religions, therefore, actively disincentize gay sex by virtue of the fact that they lasted long enough to be long-term.

Just being honest!

I've had three fuckbuddies.

One was a bit below average. I even asked the dreaded "Are you in?" question once.
The next was a bit above average with a good mushroom tip. It hurt going in, and when it popped through, then it didn't hurt at all, but made me feel full inside and massaged me nicely.
The last was really big and attached to a heavy guy who really liked to pound. It hurt me so that I was involuntarily moaning all while being fucked and my ass burned and tingled for a day afterward.

I only fantasize about the last guy now.

Long shot, but worth a try.  ;D

Meh, immigration needs to be paused for a while anyway, as historically has been done.

I can fuck four times a day still at 38 years old, and that leaves my cock feeling sore.

Masturbation? Much easier. About 8 or so times, when really horny.

Pretty sure memes are a frog that hates black people… could be wrong...

Gym, plus ride a bicycle everywhere, which is practical in a city. That's about 40 km a day, though.

I eat like a damned horse.