I rarely use paper, but sometimes I float a couple of squares over the lavatory water so it doesn't splash. At home I have a bidet next to the lavatory, so I usually just hop straight from one porcelain throne to the other and wash myself that way. The hot valve on my bidet's mixer tap has been jammed for the last couple of years so it is a somewhat chilling experience I keep meaning to get it fixed, but the coldness of the water is quite refreshing sometimes. Come the winter my poor hole constricts as tight as the knot in a shoelace when it feels that icy jet against it! :laugh: I could really do with an alpha-top plumber. I tried squirting WD40 on it but it didn't work (on the mixer valve I mean, not my ass).
Posts made by 19781207
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RE: “Baby Wipes,” “wipies,” etc., along with toilet tissue "wiping"
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RE: Mustache-only style (pornstache!!)
It really suits you, you have very nice eyes too BTW. I can definitely dig a guy with a moustache and no beard. I tried it myself once when I was younger (a sort of Errol Flynn style), and also tried a goatee for a while, but for me a beard is a home-grown prosthetic chin that balances out my big head.
I always loved Ray Harley and Chase Hunter's pornstaches and in straight porn: Mike Horner.
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RE: Water-based, Hybrid or Silicone lube?
I am a bit of an old-fashioned "spit and shove" sort of bottom I enjoy the friction.
I occasionally use a bit of plain old water-based, or just spit and the lube that is already on the condom, but if it is bareback i'd rather have a dab of coconut oil or something, not too much though, just enough to get things started.
I find quite a few hybrid or silicone products make my anus sting and sometimes sting my mouth too or just taste bad. I love A2M so keeping it natural is my definite preference.
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RE: At what age did you have your "first sex"?
I'm just curious because I had mine when I was just 17. And from then, can you still track how many sex partners you've had to this day?
I was 16 the first time. To this day I have had sex with 27 or 29 guys I am not 100% sure.
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RE: GAY'S PET
I haven't got any pets. I wouldn't mind taking on a rescue otter, if he is top and likes Italian food. :cheesy2:
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RE: Do you prefer top or bottom?
I have topped on occasion, but I am predominantly a bottom. I am somewhat more physically equipped for that role
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RE: How to lose weight in a short time?
Running definitely doesn't work for some of us. I have tried running, but the chasers are so much quicker I've got no chance! :crazy2: If you find the answer please tell me. Until then I will just bravely soldier on; at the mercy of any young hottie with a twinkle in his eye :cry2: Life is so hard for us who are soft of flesh. Those boys look at my booty like it's candy sometimes :blownose:
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RE: Are "Daddies" expected to be Tops?
There are so many labels and stereotypes that, particularly for those of us who are not very involved in the gay community, it is easy to fall into the trap of feeling one has to "fit in" to some sort of clique or adopt a label and conform to an imagined set of expectations we have seen in a porn precedence. That is how it was for me anyway. The first time someone called me Daddy I did a double-take and thought "oh my, when did I become one of those?" I was so surprised, I am only 37. I liked it, but I slightly worried that I would increasingly be expected to morph into a dominant top as I get older, just because I have eaten a few too many carbs and grown a beard. It's not that way though, It is different with everyone. I never appealed to guys in their twenties when I was in my twenties, but now I seem to interest young guys and they don't usually want or expect me to top, in fact I met one that was so alpha he wanted me to call HIM Daddy! I guess I am just at that awkward age; torn between the chasers and the silver bears and can't decide what I like best. Best to just sample a little of everything I think.
So that is my advice to you: Keep exploring, Daddy