Do your part to conserve the environment!…

So yes. Piss in the shower drain if you don't want it spilling everywhere.

It does bother me for a variety of reasons, the main one being that I feel a bit like a terrible person for wanking off to porn produced by the recently deceased. Now that I think about it, wouldn't they be flattered? I'm not sure.

This post actually reminds me of a guy named Roman Ragazzi, and I'm not gonna go into details about that to avoid being Debbie Downer. You can google it if you're curious.

Well, the police has more to improve on…but I suppose it's a step up since the days of the "Black Doodler".

I particulary enjoyed your last sentence of your response!

Thank you, thank you~ I aim to please!

You should get some creatine supplement and take approximately 5 grams a day. Here's a handy article to fill you in on what it does: https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson181.htm. It's cheap and it's been heavily researched to vouch for its effectiveness, so I don't think you can go wrong with it. Well, that is if you don't take it with sufficient water or if you actually have allergies to creatine.

Oh, and you may want to check out bodylastic resistance bands. They're cheaper than weights and it does offer more versatility.

I think an ideal reality would be a world where people react with a "meh" when they find out, and you don't feel any particular need to discuss it because it's "normal".

Unfortunately, we don't really live in that world and coming out is a luxury in some places.

I'm still shooting for that ideal. I want to get to a point where people respect and know me to the point where they can react to my coming out with little to no emotional response. That, and no one has any business in my (non-existent) sexual life, unless they want to be a part of it :P.

You might want to offer up more details if you want some appropriate advice. I don't think anyone can tell if it's super-serious where divorce is even an option, or if it's one of those issues that's gonna hurt in a long run.

If anything, couple's therapy can't hurt and it's often an underrated option.

Hrm…nope. I have this odd feeling that if I magically became a woman, I'd still be gay and go after women. Something in the back of my head screams that same-sex relationships are "right".

I wouldn't be here if I had any.

internally sobs

But in all seriousness, it's pretty hard to meet people when you absolutely don't know how and you're performing an elaborate juggling act with life. I'm pretty patient though, and I still got many years ahead of me. I think I'll figure it out eventually…?

I'm surprised it hasn't blown into a meme, like that gay-salad meme. Oh well, at least the wife enjoyed the free gay porn?