Awkward Cums in Unexpected Places

[AlexGardino]

The last time I masturbated was weeks ago, and when I saw a hot guy who was topless near a sports wear center, I felt like touching my friend below. It was the most awkward ejaculation situation I had ever been on. So I went to a public restroom in a mall and did "it" there for the first time in public when if-I was not mistaken-a fire alarm snoozes on. It was so loud and disturbing. So I was about to release when I got out, no one was inside the restroom. The moment I stepped in the hallway is when my semen squirted on the floor. I got my ass back in the restroom. There's no way in hell I'm gonna go outside with my pants in the crotch area slightly wet. Thankfully, the alarm stopped and I didn't even made an effort to know why it was triggered in the first place. I removed my pants and changed it to the shorts I bought in one of the stores.

Did you have an awkward ejaculation too? or ejaculated in unusual places?

[ffuck]

public restrooms
college restrooms
public parking lots
in the ocean
train toilets
friend's house

also shot my load on someone else's car door handle (they pissed me off)
can't think of more, i don't know if those are unusual but thought i could share :sD

[jeverfhirlwi]

An internet cafe. I rubbed my dick and came in my pants. I didnt have tissue, so i went to the toilet and use my underwear to clean my cum and then just stuff that used underwear in my pocket, then came home.

[Ellis]

I was in my 20’s–about 30 years ago--and a couple of years into my current relationship with my main significant other, who’s always given me a long leash to “explore.”

I had a thing that lasted about a month or so with a classmate attending the San Francisco design school I went to after graduating from Cal. She was a cutie from “back east,” having come out to California with her boyfriend, and her brother (also a cutie who found love in the form of some fellow he met in “The City”).

Anyway, she and I were banging away, scrunched up in the front seat of my Datsun F-10 wagon which was parked in the small parking lot outside my SO’s apartment complex. It was cold and I think we did just enough with our clothes to get the dick in. Seeing as it was a “spur of the moment" move, we just crept out of the apartment and into the car, and were going “commando” so she just lifted her skirt, and I undid the buttons on my 501s. The vinyl seats were freezing and the long coat she was wearing served as something more comfortable to have her bare butt against.

So I’m “hittin’ it” and we’re thrusting against each other in rhythm, and right as the first spurts of jizz started squirting, one of us missed a beat, and I ended up shooting my load all over her ass and coat!

Sad thing was that was the last time we fucked, and that and our first time are the only ones I remember out of the countless times we did it during that fun little month we had.  >:D

[leeniedo]

"Awkward Cums in Unexpected Places"

Sounds like the making of a Country/Western Song.

[SemenDemon]

I jerked off while driving once, which was probably one of the dumber things I've done in my life. I had been out of the house over night and was just really horny on the drive home. In my defense, it was on some back roads on, I think, a Tuseday afternoon with almost no other traffic, so I wasn't in danger of killing anyone but myself with all the swerving I was doing…

[aleksopoulos]

public parking lot ,that was a weird one