@flozen:

Did you hear about that devil worshipper with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

…This is so bad that it circles around to being good again. Well done.

Elon-gate unfortunately sounds like a political scandal involving Elon musk.

Oh, yes! I didn't know that's what it meant. Thank you again 🙂

@flozen:

A baby seal walks into a club.

…Whoa, I didn't see that one coming.

@flozen:

That made me LOL, especially in light of Bitcoin movement this past month.

You could change the end of your joke to "68 cents," the way things are going…  :afr:

Bitcoin people must be pulling their hair out.

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…Okay, you got me. I did laugh.

@nhalizegt:

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG !!!!!

…I did see that ending coming.